How Many of You Analytics Nerds Ever Played Varsity for a 4 A Highschool?

[OG Talk]

The sterility that you approach this beautiful game I love, makes me wonder if you ever had to run a Sweet 16 during Christmas break while everyone was at home in their pajamas on AOL Chat...



Or were you the fat kid sitting at home in their pajamas on AOL Chat while their mom brought them hot chocolate and grill cheese with the crust cut off



People that actually play basketball don't have the time to sit around and watch it and analyze it..

I ain't watched a full game since 1992 and will whup any of yall in 1 on 1

@CHICAGO

@houston911

It's time to start asking some of these experts what their locker number was..

 

[YouMadd?]

I am quite possibly the most trash black male Basketball player on earth...

Which is why I keep my mouth shyt when it comes to basketball X's and O's

I was so trash that when I shot, one of my legs flailed back like a bytch nikka instead of jumping and landing on two feet

I was the super athletic kid with no skills that would annoy the star player on the other team with my scrappy D

 

[OG Talk]

I was so trash that when I shot, one of my legs flailed back like a bytch nikka instead of jumping and landing on two feet

 

[Houston911]

@gator_king this is a pretty thread

You could have just pm'ed my boy @tremonthustler1 if you had a problem with him. You didnt need to make a subliminal thread.

 

[OG Talk]

@gator_king this is a pretty thread

You could have just pm'ed my boy @tremonthustler1 if you had a problem with him. You didnt need to make a subliminal thread.

I can tell that n1gga cant make a left handed layup just by the way he types..

 

[Houston911]

I can tell that n1gga cant make a left handed layup just by the way he types..

You seem like the type of brother who doesnt have a mustache

 

[HHR]

 

[OG Talk]

You type like a n1gga that still jumps on his free-throws..

 

[OG Talk]

You seem like the type of brother who doesnt have a mustache

My old heads told me never trust a Black man without facial hair and never trust a white man with it..

 

[NO-BadAzz]

LOL

Lettermen checking in..

They called me a young Derek Fisher, I ran shat

Clutch

yall nikkas still checking into the game with your jersey un-tucked

 

[OG Talk]

LOL

Lettermen checking in..

They called me a young Derek Fisher, I ran shat

Clutch

yall nikkas still checking into the game with your jersey un-tucked

 

[AldavisAlbundyAllah!]

The sterility that you approach this beautiful game I love, makes me wonder if you ever had to run a Sweet 16 during Christmas break while everyone was at home in their pajamas on AOL Chat...



Or were you the fat kid sitting at home in their pajamas on AOL Chat while their mom brought them hot chocolate and grill cheese with the crust cut off



People that actually play basketball don't have the time to sit around and watch it and analyze it..

I ain't watched a full game since 1992 and will whup any of yall in 1 on 1

@CHICAGO

@houston911

It's time to start asking some of these experts what their locker number was..

I'm Dennis Rodman, draymond green, mixed in with tashawn prince. With the mind of a chemical engineer making my every move calculate. If I take preworkout I'll defend and rebound as if my wife and kids would get raped if I lose.

Oh I put that soft touch on so nice as if the rim has ghanoria.

You can't see me breh.

 

[OG Talk]

I'm Dennis Rodman, draymond green, mixed in with tashawn prince. With the mind of a chemical engineer making my every move calculate. If I take preworkout I'll defend and rebound as if my wife and kids would get raped if I lose.

Oh I put that soft touch on so nice as if the rim has ghanoria.

You can't see me breh.

 

[Gil Scott-Heroin]

I know this is just a jokes thread but analytics (in the most general sense of the word) helped me look outside a different window (besides the primitive one of my childhood stoop), of how I played and how I viewed the game. Else if I wasn't willing to entertain the idea that there could be a better way - different to how I grew up playing/watching it - I'd still be stuck in a world that believes Rajon Rondo is better than Steph Curry. Wu-Tang is for the children.

 

[big bun]

I ain't watched a full game since 1992 and will whup any of yall in 1 on 1

Glad I ain't the only one