Zapp Brannigan
Captain of the Nimbus
I swear to gawd, I hear about dudes raw doggin' it all the fukking time. It's annoying as fukk, I'm not sure why, but here are some reasons that immediately come to mind:
Seriously, my brehthren. If you do this, I speak from a place of genuine concern. I don't want to see you guys get sunk by someone below your tier or for your sexual health to be impaired.


- Concern over disease outbreaks in my clubbing area
- Genuine worry for my brehthren that will be legally obligated to a club skunk that decides to keep the baby because of "morality" (fukkING LOL @ THIS)
- Mild envy because I am too cautious to forego use of a condom
Seriously, my brehthren. If you do this, I speak from a place of genuine concern. I don't want to see you guys get sunk by someone below your tier or for your sexual health to be impaired.





