how many of you on here could kill a pitbull that was attacking you?

[The Guru]

What if you had to fight an angry brolic chimpanzee? And all you had was a sheathed Japanese tanto short blade and the creature was around 10 feet away.

How many brehs on here think they could win?

Magilla getting stealth killed.

 

[Brolic Scholar]

I outweigh that pit. I'm sacrificing my forearm and putting all of my weight on it until it suffocates. While I'm doing that, I'm crushing its throat with my free hand. Can't breath can't fight.

 

[luckyse7enz]

What if you had to fight an angry brolic chimpanzee? And all you had was a sheathed Japanese tanto short blade and the creature was around 10 feet away.

How many brehs on here think they could win?

Mojo Jojo is getting that work, per usuale.

I'm getting that blade through him by any means.

 

[iBrowse]

you can fight him and then like five dudes on here, you don't just get to fight me first lol

You’re at the top like a Mortal Kombat tower

 

[Karb]

I've seen kicks work. Stand your ground and don't try to run, otherwise you'll tap into their predatory instincts and your ass is both finished and done

If you have a stick in your hand you can hit them.

Use lots of feints to get them to back off.

I've seen all of the above work on YouTube

 

[Killigraphy]

Take off my shirt, twist it, and let it chew on that while I kick it and poke its eyes out.....


Dogs...animals in particular, are really stupid.

 

[Draje]

How many of you would let a 70 lb man beat you up

Treat that dog like a man and you'll fukk its world up.

Forreal either kick the shyt out of it, or choke its ass out.

I've gotten attacked by a big dog and y'all massively underestimating what 70 lbs of force can do when it's tugging on your limbs.

Tie 70 lbs to your arm and drop it off something, watch how your shoulder feels.

As for me, I jabbed my keys into its ribs and eyes after I realized what was happening but it's mad disorienting getting yanked by a giant dog and then seeing it lock in.

 

[SeveroDrgnfli]

I'd shove my forearm down it's throat like it's a sock puppet. It can't bite me if it's choking to death on my arm. Or I'm charging the dog and using all my years of soccer and cycling to jump and stomp on it's back so it's spine snaps in half.

 

[Address_Unknown]

Grab him in a headlock.
Severe eye/brain trauma from me pushing his eyes back into the fukking sockets and kicking him in the jaw to break it while he stumbles around barking and biting. I ain't saying I'm gonna come out unscathed but I got thumbs and he don't. and I always have my know on me if any of his buddies wanna jump in too.

 

[IShotTheSheriff]

I would tear a nail jagged, and spear its anus with my thumb.

 

[badtguy]

M an my girl family got 3 pits and then her cousins be bringing over their pits too

Like the whole house have 4-5 pits like wtf, I just be like imagine walking into a house where the dogs like to jump on you and "play bite"

 

[montsora]

I thank alot of ppl seriously underestimate how dangerous these breed of dogs really are.

Link

Spoiler: DAMN

 

[shadowking]

Mojo Jojo is getting that work, per usuale.

I'm getting that blade through him by any means.

A chimp will tear you apart...blade or no blade...

 

[Gwoppo]

2 dogs or a police dog and your fukked!

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

A nikka grew up dealing with wild dogs that run in packs. Fukk a pit.

They all dogs and they all can catch a beat down.