How many rolls of TP do you have right now?

WesCrook

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Go to the hood stores and less popular places. They might have some napkins or something.
When I had a sinus problem last month, I would grab a handful of extra napkins whenever I ordered take out. Now I have napkins galore because of it....at the right time.
 

GilSho

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Like over 200. We bought those big ass jumbopacks back in January when black people couldn't get the Rona. :pachaha:

I gave my parents one of them so she could stay her old ass in her crib.
 

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Bought 50 rags and we have running water. fukk I need toilet paper for.

If u have toilet paper and no water ur still going to get hemroids in your ass crack.

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Four but there is a bidet at the crib if shyt gets real.
 

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30 plus a bidet.

That 30 will probably last the rest of the year tbh.

If it were just me, 30 rolls would last me two years.
 

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I’ve only seen a bidet once in my life, at fancy ass hotel. But all the sudden everyone has one at the crib


:patrice:
 

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I’ve only seen a bidet once in my life, at fancy ass hotel. But all the sudden everyone has one at the crib


:patrice:

They're actually attachments that go on standard toilet seats.

Best $40 I've ever spent. I would be willing to say everyone else with a bidet would agree. It's kind of hard to fathom just how much better it is than just wiping without actually having tried it.

https://luxebidet.com/product/luxe-bidet-neo-180/
 

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Here's some advice: Call or go to your local Walmart and ask one of the floor reps what time does the "tissue" truck normally come in.

One of the ladies at the location nearest me told me they come around noon daily. The next day I went around that time and.... voila! Tissue galore.
 
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