When yall say fat & short do yall mean at the same time or are fat and short two different types of men yall would throw in the bushes?
Tell us your secret, please! :D Need pointers.
--keep both hands on the steering wheel after lowering window & killing radio
--call cop sir or ma'am
--have a flabby excuse for the excessive speed
--apologize for the "lead foot' on the gas pedal. It's not like you to speed. You have no points on your license.
--fetch license and registration quickly when asked
TIP:
Contest the ticket in traffic court. The cop who wrote it won't show up. Act nervous and innocent. Act like you don't know where to stand. Ask basic questions. Wear a suit and glasses (often off). Fidget. Bite your lips a bit. Stutter thru a written, prepared statement abt how your car is red/sporty and those radar guns are often inaccurate and you have no points on your license... LOOK young and cute with curly hair. You'll snake out of it. ;)
I am NOT good at talking my way out of a ticket while the cop standing beside the car. Not quick-witted enough. Often just too bytchy/whiny/nasal. It helps to have out-of-state plates and/or GPS/printed directions and A LOST FACIAL EXPRESSION. That's when the cop gives you a warning and directions to your destination.