how many speeding tickets have you received in the last 5 yrs

ComputersPutin

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Those are total bullshyt and should be illegal.

I got busted for speeding with one. I was driving my girl's car though and they sent it to her. She just made a copy of her license and denied it was her, so I got off. :lolbron:

Got caught in a speed trap going 70 in a 50 though. $250 :snoop:

mann this past weekend I just paid two of them..and the same weekend those cameras started flashing on me again during a right turn on red. SMH. So i know i have another one on the way.
 

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When yall say fat & short do yall mean at the same time or are fat and short two different types of men yall would throw in the bushes? :hamster:

Tell us your secret, please! :D Need pointers.
--keep both hands on the steering wheel after lowering window & killing radio
--call cop sir or ma'am
--have a flabby excuse for the excessive speed
--apologize for the "lead foot' on the gas pedal. It's not like you to speed. You have no points on your license.
--fetch license and registration quickly when asked


TIP:
Contest the ticket in traffic court. The cop who wrote it won't show up. Act nervous and innocent. Act like you don't know where to stand. Ask basic questions. Wear a suit and glasses (often off). Fidget. Bite your lips a bit. Stutter thru a written, prepared statement abt how your car is red/sporty and those radar guns are often inaccurate and you have no points on your license... LOOK young and cute with curly hair. You'll snake out of it. ;)


I am NOT good at talking my way out of a ticket while the cop standing beside the car. Not quick-witted enough. Often just too bytchy/whiny/nasal. It helps to have out-of-state plates and/or GPS/printed directions and A LOST FACIAL EXPRESSION. That's when the cop gives you a warning and directions to your destination.
 

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i had my license suspended for 2 years in missouri, i didnt know it until they sent me the letter stating it was reinstated. :manny:
 

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Somewhere between OH & NV
2. 1. 90 on 65(It was midnight=1ish on a Wednesday :why: ) The other one was on a freaking road trip... The roads literally changed from 65->55->45->25->50 in that order :what: one of those weird ass routs in Ohio to get to Alabama. So apparently I was doing 85 on a 55... I've driven out of town a dozen of times and never got pulled over :smh:
 

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I got stopped for going 18 over the limit today. Im deciding if i should just pay the 215night dollar fine or pay the 125 court fee and get it dismissrd by going through defensive driving. Its my first ticket in 11to yrs
In the long run, it will be cheaper to go to court, plead no contest, request to go to traffic school to get the charge dismissed. Your insurance premium will reflect that speeding ticket for years.
 

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2. 1. 90 on 65(It was midnight=1ish on a Wednesday :why: ) The other one was on a freaking road trip... The roads literally changed from 65->55->45->25->50 in that order :what: one of those weird ass routs in Ohio to get to Alabama. So apparently I was doing 85 on a 55... I've driven out of town a dozen of times and never got pulled over :smh:

Ohio to Alabama? :why:

You're a drug mule?

:cry:
 

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I will be going to defensive driving so I wont get points plus I dont want my insurance to go up
 

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Somewhere between OH & NV
That sounds like such a dummy mission. They had to be going for some sex.

:pachaha:


:wtf: nikkas travel for sex?

I actually went there twice. No sex. 1st & 2nd time were dummy missions though, I swear.... COMPLETELY UNEXPECTED lol. I went there with one of my guy friends and my girl. 2nd time was 2 of my girls and him. He had a shyt load of friends there :huhldup:

We got there in 7 1/2 hrs :win:



My friends were blowin my phone up like "WTF are you doing in Alabama fam? :skip: Who's here one day and goes to Alabama the next? :mindblown:" lol
 
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