How many times a day do you slap your lady’s ass?

[Dog Based Gremlin]

Just walk up in the grocery and touch any ass you want


No harm no foul

 

[Da Bull Ace]

Way too many times tbh. They love that shyt too

 

[old pig]

barely…only once when she got really rude with me

*edit*

oh her ass…my bad

 

[Nagarjuna]

At least 5 times a day like im making salat

Shows affection, establishes dominance

 

[Indeed]

I'm a grabber not a slapper

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Who counts

I liked all my ex’s asses though. You to sleep on it like a pillow

 

[Marlow Stanfield]

Im grippin' it every time its near me.

 

[The Pledge]

Whenever I’m close. It’s on instinct really

 

[jshani]

every time its within reach...she so used to it now, if she gotta get up off the couch, she'll pause so i can slap before she make a move

 

[WavyHair ChippedTeeth]

Too many times.

When the Gymshark or Nike Pro leggings come out, I work overtime.

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

YES

 

[melraH]

Slapping ass and randomly slapping her Jigga toe too. i'll say 3-5 slaps a day.

 

[Eternally Jaded]

I'm more liable to pull a waistband n peek at the flesh than just smack it.

Her: "Don't you get tired of seeing the same thing? You just did this an hour ago!"

Me: " "Skins a win baby. Booty is breath and I don't get tired of breathing. Especially with your rarified air. "

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

I lost count


But there's a time and a place...if it's in public just a light, discreet, subtle tap as I'm about to hold her by the waist.

Otherwise that ass getting smacked, bitten, punched and whatever else we want

She keeps her hair in one really long braided ponytail that I pull on from time to time

 

[Dafunkdoc_Unlimited]

25/8/366

I miss my wife.​