Only 69 or I pick her up in the air. The f*ck I look like getting on my knees?Other things that are a no go:
1) Male missionary. Had an Asian chick try to get me to do this once. She wanted me to get on top, stick the D in, and then close her legs while I hit it from the top. The f*ck I look like ridin' you like a b*tch while you grab my azz?
2) Reverse pile driver. Freaky b*tch tried to get slick and stick her fingers in a nikka backside, had to kill that sh*t quick. Never leave yourself vulnerable brehs, b*tches will test you.
3) Fart/bathroom openness. If you need to fart, go to the bathroom, don't be doing that sh*t around me. Once a bish gets too comfortable, the real her comes out, then you'll see sh*t like the bish not shaving her underarms for 2 weeks or stubby legs for a week. F*ck that. And no, you can't come into the bathroom to watch me p*ss/sh*t. Tryna front like your forgot your combWhat's with these bishes tryna be all up close and personal with a nikka's biological system?
Man, I was almost a victim of this once, I was getting that throat and felt fingers going towards my manhole... Had to dead that shyt,asap. Slapped her hand like a little bad ass kid.
Eating a b*tch out is not gay. You on your knees while she's towering over you grinding your face is kinda b*tchmade though. To be honest, in general, eating p*ssy is a bytchmade act, unless you are doing it in a physically dominant position (e.g. eating her while she's in the air) but it's 2013, so you go with the flow. But it should always be done in "scoop" mode. She's on the bed, or in the air, cool. But you on your knees and she telling you to eat this p*ssy f*ck nikka? 
You gon' be walking around and the b*tch is gon' smack your azz like a stripper with the 
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