I have moments I can't resist sometimes
Earlier I was at the library and I guess this regular started talking with the staff about tomatoes and the shyt got weird... asking what's the "sexiest" kinda tomato and making innuendos like this ain't a damn library.
So on my way out I wrote a fake website, and slipped it to them like "I heard your convo earlier
I just wanna let you know I have a website for that. Tomato porn is booming
You can be discrete as you want and technically, it's safe for work. So what's up y'all tryna get this money?
"
Them:

Earlier I was at the library and I guess this regular started talking with the staff about tomatoes and the shyt got weird... asking what's the "sexiest" kinda tomato and making innuendos like this ain't a damn library.
So on my way out I wrote a fake website, and slipped it to them like "I heard your convo earlier



Them:




