How much would you dudes pay for a prostitute?

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How much would I pay for a prozzie? - Depends on how good she looks and how much she's selling it for.

How much I've spent on a prozzie? - Outside of that one time I lost damn near 150 Euro on some intimidating shyte in Amsterdam - 50-65 Euro was the highest I ever had to pay.

I've only bought trim in Europe because prostitution is relaxed or regulated in choice areas. You're in America right? Would I buy a prostitute in America? Hell to the fukk, no. Too much hassle just to get your rocks off. The ONE time I was around a situation that involved paying for p*ssy it was with a few coked up blokes a friend of mine had that I met that night who went to a hotel, ordered an escort off of a website and got fukking catfished. Plus she stole a solid chunk of the blow they were partying with resulting in almost 1K worth of money gone on some mediocre bullshyt.

Hit the bar with that 200 and hit on the first girl you see swiveling in her seat, man. America is #HOJ - Hard. On. Johns.:to:
 

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I don't believe this .
 

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Them cheap nikkas I'll still slide 500 to Desiree
I talk shyt and I don't never hate

that being said for right now i would rather beat my dikk than trick
 

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I could buy an ounce of loud, a bottle, have a bytch loose enough to do anything, and still have at least 3/4 ounce to smoke by myself later, for $200 :snoop:
I dunno bout an ounce foe 200 unless u know ur own grower but I hear u breh fukk paying 200 for sex unless it's with a certified std free dime piece which is rare af lmao
 

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I dunno bout an ounce foe 200 unless u know ur own grower but I hear u breh fukk paying 200 for sex unless it's with a certified std free dime piece which is rare af lmao
Yes sir. Without my ppl it would be about $40/cut...$320 for the OZ. It ain't always as potent as it should be but for that price I take it
 

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Where and how exactly? :lolbron:
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fukk you.:dwillhuh: De Wallen's Redlight district.

This was my first time in Amsterdam (Been back many times since) and despite not being a virgin, I kinda felt like as if I was going to get trim for the first time on some little kid shyt and I pretty much wanted to pick the hottest lookin' female I could. And I did.:lawd: went in, smashed, came out feeling:ahh:. Went out, had a drink, hit up a restaurant, got that itch, found another chick in a window and :lawd:. I had gotten accustomed to the whole pay-play ordeal which had me worried at first so I was flying pretty high feeling all:cape:. Went back to my hotel, drank some beer at the bar, hit up a coffee shop and got a bit munted on weed and got that Itch AGAIN and decided to go scratch it.:demonic:


Picked the first agreeable chick I found in a window, negotiated the price and went in the room with her and what's not. Now, the first two times I left my money in my discarded trousers on the floor and what's not with no incident; Did it again on the third. Half way into it, she decided to jump on and ride me cowgirl.:krs: No problem there,:myman: she climbs ontop and she's fukking bucking the shyt out of my dikk on some:noah:level and I'm trying my best not to blow, looking offsides and shyt thinking on anything else but bussing and I notice someone crouched down by the doorway, making their way towards my fukking clothes.:merchant: Despite the fact that she tried to keep my head still while looking at me and riding me, I know I saw something.
Had to jump up and go :whoa::dahell: ''The fukk is y'all doing?'' after I noticed she was going through my pockets. Stumbled over to snatch her ass up and she starts blathering on in Serbian to the prozze I had, and they start going back and forth and then the prozzie tells me that THIS girl was looking for the clothes of a john she had just fukked in here or some shyt and I was like :childplease: ''The fukk? Nah, I'm out.'' and then the second girl grabs my dikk on some:shaq: and I got a fukking double blowjob:blessed:. Took both of 'em back to the bed on some deluded Cocksman bravado and wore both of 'em out:sas1: (Came twice that day, my refractory period was shot to all shyt and it took forever to break:lolbron:.)

Came out feeling like a player, was about to step my ass out of that lobby when this 6'6'' lookin' Serbian goon blocked my path going ''You forgot to pay''. :dwillhuh: ''bytch, I paid. How the fukk I going to smash if I ain't paid? Your brother took my money, the fukk??'' Then in steps another shifty lookin' Crackhead goon muttering in Serbian while they talk to the girls but the tall bloke just keeps looking at me like and blocked the door:ufdup: Then the dude who I gave my money to appeared, who also spoke the best English was like ''You had two girls. That's extra.'' I was like ''SHE WAS IN THERE TRYING TO fukkING STEAL FROM ME! WHAT KINDA PLACE IS THIS?!":pacspit: shyt until that wiry Serbian dude reached in my front pocket and pulled out what he thought was my wallet. It was my passport:snoop: ''You pay now, Or we are having trouble.'' :demonic:
I was like 20-21, by myself, with my passport confiscated, facing 3 dudes, Eastern European cats, in a dimly lit room with no help. Wasn't in no position to argue. :sadcam:
Reached in my back pocket and pulled out all the money I had which amounted to like 2 50 Euro notes with some other crumpled bills from a 50 I broke. Tucked a 10'er in my top pocket and gave the small bloke the rest and put out my hand for my passport. :demonic: He watched me for like a minute,:smugfavre: and said ''Don't let happen again.'' I tapped him on the shoulder, said 'Dox-Ve-Dan-Yah, Comrade' :leostare: wobbled my shook ass a few houses up until I found a bench and fukking :pachaha: 'cause I shyt could have gotten worse, especially if I had NO money to give them fools. They finessed my simple ass out of all I had on me at the time but it made me more cautious when doing that shyt. If I don't have anyone to hold my money for me, tuck that shyt in my sock and fukk with 'em on.:steviej:
 

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Where do you live? I've never done it before myself but like a few others said, $200 will just about get you an hour with an attractive chick.
 

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I could buy an ounce of loud, a bottle, have a bytch loose enough to do anything, and still have at least 3/4 ounce to smoke by myself later, for $200 :snoop:

That's still too much. If a bytch wanna smoke she better have her own weed :rudy:

Trust me my nikka these hoes wanna fukk you regardless. Stop giving them free weed and drinks.
 
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