How much would you pay for this plate

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I guess some of these cats only experience with cookouts are church functions and bus trips :francis:

Nah, I don't do church or go on bus trips. I be kicking it with the fam and friends. The good cookouts are the ones that charge half price for a second plate. Most charge full price but some don't allow seconds at all. And if you get caught sharing a plate then there will be a fight.
 

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:dahell: you going to a damn potluck, that ain't no cookout. You probably was eating coleslaw with raisins and olives in it, then tipped Margaret an extra $1 for an unseasoned chicken cutlet on a slice of crustless Wonder bread

Who are these people that yall be chillin with that are just giving away food and allowing you to cook it on their property for free. It's pay to play were I be.
 

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Nah, I don't do church or go on bus trips. I be kicking it with the fam and friends. The good cookouts are the ones that charge half price for a second plate. Most charge full price but some don't allow seconds at all. And if you get caught sharing a plate then there will be a fight.
Where do you live? I'm not tryingvto be funny but I have literally never heard of anyone charging for plates at a cookout. Usually, you just bring something to contribute.
 

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yea, i'm not getting the how much meat do you need comments, the fukk yall be doin at the BBQ? people eat like thanksgiving at these things, hella meats and sides.

You make one pass with chicken/ribs and a hotdog/burger plus any sides. You don’t get ALL the meats in one pass. That’s how you end up with folks waiting on getting any meat at all.

Even worse is the person who tries to make their to go plate while they fixing their initial plate. That mufukka gotta go!


Also that’s not a chicken leg under the bun. Look at the way the cheese is melted, that is a burger.
 

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:mjtf: tf kinda cookouts you going to that make you pay?
Right! My favorite memory of Charlotte was when I was doing a story at Park Road park(shoutout to the CLT bruhs) and I was covering a story that was going on out there. This family was having a cookout… maybe a family reunion and I was asking one of them if they wanted to talk to me about what’s going on. This old lady came up and asked me if I was hungry. I said no. She said get your butt over there and make a plate! I’m like yes ma’am! And went to fix a plate. They had bbq and seafood.. that shyt was good AF! :whew:
 
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Who are these people that yall be chillin with that are just giving away food and allowing you to cook it on their property for free. It's pay to play were I be.

People being try hard af to be on some broke boi ish in the thread. :picard:

Folks that I know that bbq/house party do it damn near every weekend when it’s the season. It’s not gonna kill folks to chip in at least once lol
 

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seriously tho, people always comment on how i make really good salad combos and it's the only time they find themselves going for seconds on salad
 

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You seem to be taking this topic very personally. If that's how you eat go for it. It is 2 days worth of food for me.
aint nothing being taken personal, i'm just passing time in less divisive thread in TLR...and no, i don't think that's a big plate at a cookout, like i said, my experience is people eat like it's thanksgiving at those things.
 

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You seem to be taking this topic very personally. If that's how you eat go for it. It is 2 days worth of food for me.
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Where do you live? I'm not tryingvto be funny but I have literally never heard of anyone charging for plates at a cookout. Usually, you just bring something to contribute.
I've lived all over the North East from NYC to Rhode Island but mostly in NYS. Bringing something to "contribute" would be considered an insult to the host, taken as an insinuation that they are not providing adequate nom noms. This is another way that a fight could get set off along with sharing a plate.
 
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