how much would you pay to take a major league at bat?

[Gregg PopaBitch]

The real question is how much would you accept to never make a thread again?

 

[L&HH]

You guys laugh but this could be a legit money maker for Sports teams. I doubt they'll ever do it, but I can see people paying 100s of thousands to millions to do this.

People pay a shyt ton of money to perform with their favorite band/artists

 

[Tony D'Amato]

I would pay a G if somehow I had a superhero serum to have homerun derby power and tony gwynn skills and was told exactly what the pitchers would be throwing each pitch

I'd pay 2gs to stick that bat up your azz

And then draw #WPOY2014 on your forehead using the anus blood

 

[MN Fats]

I've taken at bats against guys who have pitched in triple A and double A....It wasn't the velocity that separated them, but the quality of their secondary pitches and their ability to throw it right where they wanted. Never the big leagues though. I have pitched to a guy who was recently in the majors though.

 

[madness]

I can't even imagine trying to take an at-bat vs. a major league pitcher

if I just made contact I would consider it a win:

 

[humble forever]

man you need to pay me god money to run a route in the nfl...doctors bills and yada yada


id love to try an at bat though

 

[360dagod]

I would try the NBA in garbage time...

Pop runs that motion offense to get a nikka open for a corner 3...

 

[unit321]

99.9% of the dudes here would be scared shytless stepping into a batters box. They're not paying shyt.

I would pay $0. Why pay?
Anyway, I would be scared if the guy has a 95+MPH heater, especially if he's cutting the inside edge of the plate nearest me.
If he's pitching 85 to 94, medium scared. Knuckleball, zero fear.

 

[Ed MOTHERFUCKING G]

If he's pitching 85 to 94, medium scared. Knuckleball, zero fear.

 

[Fart Knocker]

myself and everyone here would be too scared to even swing

 

[Stinky Diver]

I would pay $0. Why pay?
Anyway, I would be scared if the guy has a 95+MPH heater, especially if he's cutting the inside edge of the plate nearest me.
If he's pitching 85 to 94, medium scared. Knuckleball, zero fear.

Dude even a knuckler is coming in at 60+ mph...with no idea where it's gonna end up. No thanks on that shyt.

 

[Fart Knocker]

Paying to have my ass looking like towel boy

came to post this.

 

[MacNCheese]

nah you'd have to pay me to get near one of those 90+ mph fastballs.

 

[Amulet of Immortality]

They'd pay me.

 

[HookersandIceCream]

102 MPH