How Often Do Married Couples Have Sex? Here's What the Research Shows.

[BigMoneyGrip]

Three times a week and I nut all in them guts each time

 

[Miss Lucifer's Love]

It seems like ur proving my original point.

How many times have you cheated, and why did u cheat?

We were like 19 and 21 when we were cheating, just being petty when we made each other mad, young dumb shyt.

We've never been bored though. Even he others we occasionally include are just sprinkles on the icing of the cake. They're not a replacement cake bc we don't care for the flavor of the original anymore.

 

[Rozay Oro]

Once a week isn't THAT bad.

That should be the minimum if anything. If y’all going longer, one of y’all better be in the muthafukkin hospital or a state away

 

[MALWARE]

We were like 19 and 21 when we were cheating, just being petty when we made each other mad, young dumb shyt.

We've never been bored though. Even he others we occasionally include are just sprinkles on the icing of the cake. They're not a replacement cake bc we don't care for the flavor of the original anymore.

Ok I feel u. Now with all that said,


when you goin let me smash

 

[Miss Lucifer's Love]

Ok I feel u. Now with all that said,


when you goin let me smash

Unless that you in your avi

 

[Swirv]

My shyt dropped considerably since my newest was born. She needs more time to recover too. This shyt sucks, I thought being with someone younger would help to avoid this situation

 

[Alvin]

The first roadblock in your married sex life is going to be the kids waking up early as fukk banging on the damn door like the police or a ghost for breakfast or for no reason at all.

The second roadblock will be one or both of the kids magically appearing in the bed in the middle of the night. You can forget them morning sessions.

The third roadblock will be the kids becoming conscious that y'all doin something in there and nosy with yall having to wait till their dead ass sleep to make the bed rock. Yea forget all that loud moaning and getting nasty blowjobs till you are CLEAR!!!

If your sex life survives this you'll find yourself sneaking in the closet or bathroom of your own house to fukk quietly to get around their curious bs.

You may find yourself going in the car of your garage, smashing in the darkness.

Whatever you do get your smash time in or your wife will be the next one getting on your damn nerves.

Good luck.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

I get much more than this as a single man. fukk all that

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

I used to think sex was everything now it’s like a fukkin chore if I’m not horny

 

[1thouwow]

I’m lucky for once or twice a week. And I’m lucky if i get head at least once every two weeks

 

[maxamusa]

My shyt dropped considerably since my newest was born. She needs more time to recover too. This shyt sucks, I thought being with someone younger would help to avoid this situation

newborns and infants are kryptonite to getting it in....for a lot of reasons....new fathers always looking stressed AF
women usuaully feel everything BUT sexy during that time. You gotta go extra hard with the romantic gestures to stay in the game

 

[Swirv]

newborns and infants are kryptonite to getting it in....for a lot of reasons....new fathers always looking stressed AF
women usuaully feel everything BUT sexy during that time. You gotta go extra hard with the romantic gestures to stay in the game

Hell yea, I was reassuring like it was a job to get my D wet. Glad we made it to the other side

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Damn kids be busting in the room having nightmares and shyt when your dikk is hard and I gotta stop and pretend like I care

World Class Comedy

 

[Diyhai]

Does this include head? Because sex once a week or even less doesn't sound all that bad if you factor in random top offs and culinary coochie moments.

On the real tho, sex can be tiring all the time. And just plain time consuming unless you dipping and dashing, which not how most married people are having sex, I hope lol.

sex only once a week sound wild to me
I ain't never getting married