How often do you get a professional massage? I’m addicted. Why didn’t Coli tell me about this sooner?

[JAY?]

If any of ya in NY, I know legit spots for the low. And them other spots too

 

[Mirin4rmfar]

I have gotten a hard on too during a massage is no big deal. Best you can do is try to control it. Now if u get a hard on and u purposely trying to get her to rub u out then yeah, u got a problem

 

[Belize King]

At first I was like

To a massage. Gorillas don’t get massages. My first deployment, them SF killas put me up on game. I was surprised they got them.

My second deployment, the old black men gang confirmed massages are needed. I finally got on from a bad Kyrgyzstan woman.

I melted in her hands. You can get an hour deep tissue for under $50 on post.

I get back from my deployment, ended up in Thailand for 3 months. Got 1 hour Thai massages 3 times a week for $25.

I come back to the states in ‘13 and priced out one hour massages…

I’ve probably got 3 massages in the States the last 10 years. I’m not paying them prices. I miss Thailand.

 

[KillerPups]

Body by Brooklyn got the baddest masseuses hands down. They'll give u a massage then be stirring right next to u in the sauna in a bikini.

Expensive but if u got game yu can get them out the spa for less.

 

[RiffRaff]

Had a crazy experience where my legit Thai massage spot turned into a happy ending spot sometime between the last time I went.

Took me a minute to figure it out but once I did

 

[$cam-U-Well_Jack$on]

I've only ever had one which was before da pandemic. I'm due for one soon. Tryna take better care of myself.

 

[Mike809]

I be giving myself multiple massages per day.

 

[Yaboysix]

"professional"...never...

Shady Tampa "Asians massage" parlors...twice .

The actual 30 min massage wasn't on SHYT....but the extra....i only thought they did that shyt in movies!

 

[Bolzmark]

I wanna get one but I’m scared my meat is going to get hard at the beginning of the massage and then the next 45 mins will be super awkward will me and her looking at each other like

 

[Belize King]

"professional"...never...

Shady Tampa "Asians massage" parlors...twice .

The actual 30 min massage wasn't on SHYT....but the extra....i only thought they did that shyt in movies!

I never knew happy endings were a thing in the States until I moved to Tampa.

Tampa/St. Pete is the strip club capital and the most massage parlors hands down.

I get there and saw massage parlors open around midnight. Them old white men be freaky. Shout out to Rob Kraft.

 

[F*ckthemkids]

Man I haven't had a massage in years. I need me a nice heavy set bytch with boulder sized, baby soft hands to really get in there deep

 

[OperationNumbNutts]

Sometimes tears even stream uncontrollably from my eyes during a good massage. I got my first professional one last year and now hooked.

“

• Crying after massage is often a form of emotional discharge and release from the body. Suppressed feelings surface.
• Massage accesses stored memories and traumas locked in the muscles and fascia. Releasing this allows healing.
• Deep tissue massage and myofascial release techniques deeply unwind areas of chronic tension that bind emotions.
• Emotional release crying during massage is a common occurrence and nothing to feel embarrassed about.
• Therapists are trained to facilitate emotional release and provide support if crying occurs.”

Feeling trapped trauma from as far back as 94 leave the god’s body at a minimum weekly now

Be honest. You are addicted to the happy endings.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Is it still a real massage if they rub n tug?

some chinese practitioners don't consider it not real. they can do both well and consider both essential for human wellness

if you meet a good masseuse it is life changing. I have several i circle back to that do amazing things. you don't have to get any extra services just because you went to a rub n tug. they not all just whores.

 

[Yaboysix]

I never knew happy endings were a thing in the States until I moved to Tampa.

Tampa/St. Pete is the strip club capital and the most massage parlors hands down.

I get there and saw massage parlors open around midnight. Them old white men be freaky. Shout out to Rob Kraft.

I'm new to these shyts, so if you got any tips or spots lmk.

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I wanna get one but I’m scared my meat is going to get hard at the beginning of the massage and then the next 45 mins will be super awkward will me and her looking at each other like

got to the right place. you can find forums that review spots in every city online and will tell you about the massage if that is your focus. personally the best masseuses are rarely the lookers. if you get both you won

At first I was like

To a massage. Gorillas don’t get massages. My first deployment, them SF killas put me up on game. I was surprised they got them.

My second deployment, the old black men gang confirmed massages are needed. I finally got on from a bad Kyrgyzstan woman.

I melted in her hands. You can get an hour deep tissue for under $50 on post.

I get back from my deployment, ended up in Thailand for 3 months. Got 1 hour Thai massages 3 times a week for $25.

I come back to the states in ‘13 and priced out one hour massages…

I’ve probably got 3 massages in the States the last 10 years. I’m not paying them prices. I miss Thailand.

interesting. an hr in Toronto is average $60, $40 for a half hour. i usually do a half hour and tip $20 for the massage only. used to go at least once a month.

now maybe once every 3 months or so. the longer i'm away the more knots my back has and the more deep tissue help i need. I like to be on some consistency