How often should you realistically change your bed sheets?

[Man]

I learned from Coli family that you should shower 3 times a day and clean your buttocks with either black soap or baby wipes


What is the consensus on changing bed linen though?

I try to do it every 2 months but don't know how far I am from best practice.

These are the questions you can't ask real life people

 

[Miggs]

I know ur being sarcastic...so does that mean you DONT wipe with wet wipes


Sheets should be changed out weekly esp bums like you who got infestations in they mattress AND crusty doo doo rims in they asses.

 

[KingBeez]

I think once a week is ideal if you don't want acne, but as a struggling broke college kid, I do mines once every 2-4 weeks, unless I'm having sex on a regular. I bought another set of sheets so I can just change them out. That helped me out a lot.

 

[全能の神]

I try to do it every 2 months but don't know how far I am from best practice.

 

[Worthless Loser]

Lol by 2 months they smell like sweat, balls and ass. I change them once a week.

 

[BaldingSoHard]

Twice a month. Wash your pillows too.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

once a week

along with yr towel

 

[Swirv]

Once a week. All your dead skin and sweat go into your sheets.

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

towels - weekly
sheets - every two weeks

 

[Man]

ey week?

It's funny, it makes complete sense but I seem to spend my time thinking about bigger shyt than the small shyt.

Growing up spoilt with a maid could now indirectly be giving me acnes as a bachelors

 

[At30wecashout]

Every weekend on the dot, fam. Also, never lie down if you were active to the point of breaking a sweat

 

[Juggalo Fred]

every 2 weeks

 

[Splash]

I do my sheets and my towel on Sunday, how I was bought up

Bet you be tight of you was in a hotel and they aint change your sheets the next mornin

 

[Mr. Somebody]

Every two weeks.

If you start waking up with red circles on your body it's time to admit you've neglected cleanliness and have catered to filth and should take time out to change those sheets as they have become invested with bugs that dine on human flesh and dead skin.

Gives friends the Willie's just thinking about it

 

[Responsible Allen Iverson]

I read that the average dude changes his sheets once every four months