How often should you take a shyt? (No troll)

[burner]

an apple a day keeps the dr. away

 

[Arabial Knight]

Once a day for me, breh. That's by denial tho. I usually have to take another at night but I don't go because I shower after I shyt. I just relieve the pressure by farting.

 

[Microfracture]

Try to get that 1-a-day in. I consider it strange if I don't go at least once a day. After large meals something is usually brewing so I go take care of it.

Coffee in the morning is clearing me out with the quickness though

 

[jdubnyce]

Ritual is once a day between 10am-11am, like clockwork breh

 

[skeetsinternal]

every 2 days or so.

 

[James Carter]

I take 1-2 a day funny that im on the toilet now reading this you gotta cleanse that body brehs

 

[Fatboi1]

Sounds like a troll topic but this is serious You should get at least after every meal but that's not common for most folks. 2-3 is great. When I was cleansing years ago, I went at least twice a day. The less you go, the worse you'll feel and the more full of shyt feeling you'll have. Plus it'll make your breath stink.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

I gotta go when I get up in the morning.

 

[Majestic Pape]

I'm shytting maybe 5 or 6 times per day.

 

[Ray_Ray]

nikkas takin mutiple shyts a day?

fukk yall be eatin

 

[Ray_Ray]

Actually now that I think about thats maybe why I been havin flatulence problems. I dont shyt enuff

Also explains why I be cloggin the toilet so frequently when I do take a dump

 

[Renkz]

once a week, constipation sucks

 

[ilovejesus]

once a day

 

[concise]

Once or twice a day.
Less than eight times a week means you need to see your doctor.

 

[martin payne]

after every meal