How old is too old to be posting on thecoli?

[Ghost Utmost]

It took me a while to figure it out.

Most of these good Brehs are pushing 40 on average. I'm police knocking on 50.

We are from the earlier version of the Matrix. The Web. That early 2000 shyt where it was blood raw. Lot of these Brehs are lightweight hackers and serious nerds.

We started this gangsta shyt

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

I’m finna post on the coli on my deathbed

Just had a stroke, nurse is a pawg ama

 

[Sniper]

If you older than 18 and posting on the coli, you’re probably not getting any hoes, broke, and an incel. And an aspiring passport bro

You've been here almost 11 years, I commend you for finding this site and being about to type before the age of six.

Hopefully you joined when you were two so that you have a couple of good posting years left.

 

[the elastic]

The Coli would be NOTHING without it's oldheads. It's what gives us our unique edge and unfukkwittableness.

 

[I'm Blackman]

22 if you're mature



















I'm 41

 

[Womb Raider]

Just had a stroke, nurse is a pawg ama

Just shyt my pants and don’t plan on cleaning myself, ama

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

You know I was thinking about this the other week....

Imagine our old asses still typing or finger mashing on The Coli, while the rest of the world moved on ,

Me pretending to be a black productive old man arthritis in the fingers, shyt posting in 2D like a sucker, and waiting on JBO jpegs to finish loading on my IBM computer

• Arcadium bytching about Xbox and Sony, while the rest of the world playing 5D games on a Vizio Superplex.
• TLR desiring PAWG's great grandchildren pawgs
• Bothsiders turning into square siders with the amount of parties after the great war of 2040
• Not a woman poster in sight because our old asses scared the hoes
• TSC still bytching about AEW and WWE, despite every wrestling company being sucked up by Endeavor
• Sports heads crying about the NBA dropping 100 per quarter and miss the days of NBA players dropping 60 per game.
• JBO so far gone with deviancy, they are trying to fukk animals

I would die

 

[Womb Raider]

You know I was thinking about this the other week....

Imagine our old asses still typing or finger mashing on The Coli, while the rest of the world moved on ,

Me pretending to be a black productive old man arthritis in the fingers, shyt posting in 2D like a sucker, and waiting on JBO jpegs to finish loading on my IBM computer

• Arcadium bytching about Xbox and Sony, while the rest of the world playing 5D games on a Vizio Superplex.
• TLR desiring PAWG's great grandchildren pawgs
• Bothsiders turning into square siders with the amount of parties after the great war of 2040
• Not a woman poster in sight because our old asses scared the hoes
• TSC still bytching about AEW and WWE, despite every wrestling company being sucked up by Endeavor
• Sports heads crying about the NBA dropping 100 per quarter and miss the days of NBA players dropping 60 per game.
• JBO so far gone with deviancy, they are trying to fukk animals

I would die

 

[The Intergalactic Koala]

Just saying, been slowly seeing JBO brehs trying to come to the southside like them old white ladies trying to see what's good with them Jamaican beaches

 

[Bigblackted4]

Why 65
They should be retired by then and have time to post

They should find a forum more age appropriate like city-data.com

 

[#BOTHSIDES]

You've been here almost 11 years, I commend you for finding this site and being about to type before the age of six.

Hopefully you joined when you were two so that you have a couple of good posting years left.

Don’t remind me breh…

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

I wanna see coli posters succeed

but y'all busy on here livin' lies

 

[DrunkenNovice]

Till the casket drop

 

[Laidbackman]

Instead of worrying about oldheads, ask why would somebody still in their prime, need to post so much on thecoli.