Lewis Black
Superstar
5 or 4 my pops gave me a sip. I don't drink at all.





. I used to try to refill the bottle with water and really believed I was getting away with it
. Only to get that ass whooped one random day she went to get her an ice cold glass of wine and the shyt was 90% water
.
was refreshing but didn't get drunk cause I was sipping it slow with dinner and my mom was like
drink it slow this ain't no cola. didn't like it that much at first is soo easy to get liquor in dr specially beer you can send an 8 yr old kid to the corner store and they would sell him a beer.
the bottle looked almost exactly the same. I grabbed that cold guiness and guzzled it
so refreshing and got that warm stomach feeling afterwards.
and started making a ramen soup. putting extra shyt in it like salami and chopped up hot dogs all while doing the hammer dance





