This article is fake right?

Watch ya mouth or the ahkis gonna issue a fatwa on you![]()
Lol @ wanna monitor everything. Every phone call, email, text, social media post, and any digital communications is already being monitored by the government. There is no privacy breh

You probably know more than anybody how to get around it tho
There's no way to get around it. The government has your data. The most you can do is encrypt it and hope the government hasn't broken any of the strong cryptographic algorithms yet (which would destroy security as we know it)
I'm sure mine and everybody else's fukking 8 character password is absolutely unbreakable. My bank account secure. My emails. My web searches. Our government isn't corrupt right? They wouldn't spy on us?
fukk
might ruin your killstreak 
PS4: The console choice of terrorist

pskoons at it again