How proficient are you at your job?

morris

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I GET PAID 10 HRS TO DO 2HRS OF WORK. IVE GOTEEN PRETTY EFFICIENT AT THIS. TOO EFFICIENT THOUGH. NOW IM IN A fukkED UP SPOT.
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MR. SNIFLES

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MY JOB IS VERY EASY IF YOU'RE TECHNICALLY INCLINED. I HAVE AUTOMATED MY JOB WITH MACROS FOR THE MOST PART. THERE ARE CERTAIN TASKS THAT HAVE TO PHYSICALLY BE DONE BUT IT ONLY TAKES ROUGHLY AN HOUR TO DO.

I PETITIONED MY EMPLOYER FOR EMAIL ACCESS AND A VPN FOR HOME WORK WHEN WE HAD A MASS POWER OUTAGE. I CAN'T RUN THE MACROS FROM MY WORK PC BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO BE APPROVED. CAN'T LET THEM KNOW I'M AUTOMATING MY JOB. ANY MACROS I USE WOULD BE THEIR PROPERTY ALSO. SO THEY COULD DUMP ME AND KEEP MY RUN THE MACROS THEMSELVES.

I EMAIL MYSELF TO START THE MACRO ON MY HOME COMPUTER WHEN I'M READY AND THE MAGIC HAPPENS. MY WORK TAKES ABOUT 2 MINUTES TO COMPLETE. I LOG INTO NETFLIX AND KICK MY FEET UP. SOMETIMES I LEAVE AND DRIVE FOR LYFT UNTIL I GET A CALL.

IT'S A LIVING...
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I'm the best employee at my job and everybody knows it. Job security and raises on lock. Glad my parents taught me the merits of good work ethic.

FAMOUS LAST WORDS BREH. DON'T EVER THINK YOU AREN'T REPLACEABLE. YOUR JOB IS AT RISK BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST. YOU THINK EVERYBODY UNDER YOU IS COOL WITH THAT? PROTECT YOUR NECK YOUNGIN.
 

TLR Is Mental Poison

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MY JOB IS VERY EASY IF YOU'RE TECHNICALLY INCLINED. I HAVE AUTOMATED MY JOB WITH MACROS FOR THE MOST PART. THERE ARE CERTAIN TASKS THAT HAVE TO PHYSICALLY BE DONE BUT IT ONLY TAKES ROUGHLY AN HOUR TO DO.

I PETITIONED MY EMPLOYER FOR EMAIL ACCESS AND A VPN FOR HOME WORK WHEN WE HAD A MASS POWER OUTAGE. I CAN'T RUN THE MACROS FROM MY WORK PC BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO BE APPROVED. CAN'T LET THEM KNOW I'M AUTOMATING MY JOB. ANY MACROS I USE WOULD BE THEIR PROPERTY ALSO. SO THEY COULD DUMP ME AND KEEP MY RUN THE MACROS THEMSELVES.

I EMAIL MYSELF TO START THE MACRO ON MY HOME COMPUTER WHEN I'M READY AND THE MAGIC HAPPENS. MY WORK TAKES ABOUT 2 MINUTES TO COMPLETE. I LOG INTO NETFLIX AND KICK MY FEET UP. SOMETIMES I LEAVE AND DRIVE FOR LYFT UNTIL I GET A CALL.

IT'S A LIVING...
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I'm fukking with macros now but they know I'm doing them. IDK why you are keeping them secret though. If they knew anything about macros they would write them. I'm writing macros for my job but they know I'm doing them and use them
 
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