How proficient are you at your job?

[MR. SNIFLES]

I'm fukking with macros now but they know I'm doing them. IDK why you are keeping them secret though. If they knew anything about macros they would write them. I'm writing macros for my job but they know I'm doing them and use them

THE DEPARTMENT I'M IN DOES EVERYTHING IN AN OLD, ARCHAIC WAY. WE STILL HAVE DOCUMENT SHREDDERS FROM THE 70'S IN THE CORNER. I GOT AN UNION GRIEVANCE FILED AGAINST ME BECAUSE I FIXED A CLOCK... I GOT ANOTHER BECAUSE I TURNED THE LIGHTS ON IN THE FILE ROOM. THEY LOVE THIS STONE AGE SO I LAY BACK AND PLAY MY PART.

I GOT 10 OLD ASS CELLPHONES MINING BITCOIN HIDDEN THROUGHOUT THE BUILDING. I JUST STARTED DOING IT BECAUSE I'M BORED. I'M MINING 25 BUCKS A DAY. I NEED HELP.

 

[morris]

MY JOB IS VERY EASY IF YOU'RE TECHNICALLY INCLINED. I HAVE AUTOMATED MY JOB WITH MACROS FOR THE MOST PART. THERE ARE CERTAIN TASKS THAT HAVE TO PHYSICALLY BE DONE BUT IT ONLY TAKES ROUGHLY AN HOUR TO DO.

I PETITIONED MY EMPLOYER FOR EMAIL ACCESS AND A VPN FOR HOME WORK WHEN WE HAD A MASS POWER OUTAGE. I CAN'T RUN THE MACROS FROM MY WORK PC BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO BE APPROVED. CAN'T LET THEM KNOW I'M AUTOMATING MY JOB. ANY MACROS I USE WOULD BE THEIR PROPERTY ALSO. SO THEY COULD DUMP ME AND KEEP MY RUN THE MACROS THEMSELVES.

I EMAIL MYSELF TO START THE MACRO ON MY HOME COMPUTER WHEN I'M READY AND THE MAGIC HAPPENS. MY WORK TAKES ABOUT 2 MINUTES TO COMPLETE. I LOG INTO NETFLIX AND KICK MY FEET UP. SOMETIMES I LEAVE AND DRIVE FOR LYFT UNTIL I GET A CALL.

IT'S A LIVING...

It's guys like you I aspire to be but just cannot pull the trigger on technical aptitude. I k ow just enough to remain a vital cog but not enough to power/be the machine

Salute sir

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

It's guys like you I aspire to be but just cannot pull the trigger on technical aptitude. I k ow just enough to remain a vital cog but not enough to power/be the machine

Salute sir

TO BE HONEST, I WASN'T ALWAYS LIKE THIS. I WAS THE MOST HONEST, HARD WORKING PERSON ON THE PLANET. I ALWAYS TOOK THE INITIATIVE AND LEARNED THE JOBS OF EVERYONE I COULD. I LIKED KNOWING THAT I WAS VALUABLE TO MY EMPLOYER. THEN I GOT JERKED AROUND TIME AFTER TIME AND I USED THE KNOWLEDGE OF ALL THE JOBS I KNEW TO MAKE MY JOB EASIER. KNOWING HOW YOU FIT INTO THE GRAND SCHEME AT WORK IS A VERY VALUABLE PIECE OF KNOWLEDGE.

I ALMOST GOT CAUGHT A FEW MONTHS AGO WHEN SOMEBODY NOTICED THAT I MADE 300+ DATABASE ENTRIES IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES. I HAD TO POINT THEM TO A KNOWN FLAW IN THE WAY WE MAKE ENTRIES. I GOT LUCKY THAT I REMEMBERED IT HAPPENING TO ANOTHER COWORKER BEFORE. I ASKED IF THEY PLANNED TO CHANGE IT AND THEY WAS LIKE "NAH". I WAS SWEATING BULLETS. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO GO BACK TO DOING REAL WORK AGAIN.

 

[Huellz Santana]

TO BE HONEST, I WASN'T ALWAYS LIKE THIS. I WAS THE MOST HONEST, HARD WORKING PERSON ON THE PLANET. I ALWAYS TOOK THE INITIATIVE AND LEARNED THE JOBS OF EVERYONE I COULD. I LIKED KNOWING THAT I WAS VALUABLE TO MY EMPLOYER. THEN I GOT JERKED AROUND TIME AFTER TIME AND I USED THE KNOWLEDGE OF ALL THE JOBS I KNEW TO MAKE MY JOB EASIER. KNOWING HOW YOU FIT INTO THE GRAND SCHEME AT WORK IS A VERY VALUABLE PIECE OF KNOWLEDGE.

I ALMOST GOT CAUGHT A FEW MONTHS AGO WHEN SOMEBODY NOTICED THAT I MADE 300+ DATABASE ENTRIES IN LESS THAN 5 MINUTES. I HAD TO POINT THEM TO A KNOWN FLAW IN THE WAY WE MAKE ENTRIES. I GOT LUCKY THAT I REMEMBERED IT HAPPENING TO ANOTHER COWORKER BEFORE. I ASKED IF THEY PLANNED TO CHANGE IT AND THEY WAS LIKE "NAH". I WAS SWEATING BULLETS. I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO HAVE TO GO BACK TO DOING REAL WORK AGAIN.

breh this is how we all start out. I remember working seven days a week for 10 hours straight and getting the company through a DIFFICULT project. I even missed out on a very important event for my mom because my job wanted me to come in on a Sunday. And what did I get in return? an average performance rating while being told I need to have a more positive attitude. after that I said fukk that and just told everyone what they wanted to hear. strangely enough my career skyrocketed after that.

years later, I'm at a different company but I'm surgical with this "work smarter" shyt. i just gave a dope presentation to a VP after very little prep and coming off a night of drinking. i rewarded myself for doign that by browsing the Coli all day. my boss and his boss think highly of me so it's all good. but yeah, im not working my ass off for any company any more.

as for the thread, I'd say I give at max 40% of my true effort/talent but I'm still more proficient than 85% of people who would be in this role.​

 

[El Bajo Negro]

FAMOUS LAST WORDS BREH. DON'T EVER THINK YOU AREN'T REPLACEABLE. YOUR JOB IS AT RISK BECAUSE YOU'RE THE BEST. YOU THINK EVERYBODY UNDER YOU IS COOL WITH THAT? PROTECT YOUR NECK YOUNGIN.

There ain't shyt anybody under me can do about it they already tried. Jealous azz Mexicans. My job is secure and there's no one else that can do it as well as me. I'm just gonna eat. I will be supervisor once the current one quits or gets deported again

 

[Doobie Doo]

I am so good at it I can do it and surf the Coli at the same damn time

 

[JetFueledThoughts]

I’d say pretty damn proficient. It’s a complex product and I know how to sell it well, so I do well. But I’m much younger than everyone else who sells here (35-55), so my lack of proficiency comes in lack of network, lack of industry contacts meaning less direct ins to companies.

It’ll come

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

There ain't shyt anybody under me can do about it they already tried. Jealous azz Mexicans. My job is secure and there's no one else that can do it as well as me. I'm just gonna eat. I will be supervisor once the current one quits or gets deported again

YOU TOO COMFORTABLE BREH. BUT DO YOU. I CAN FALL BACK FROM THIS ONE.

 

[El Bajo Negro]

YOU TOO COMFORTABLE BREH. BUT DO YOU. I CAN FALL BACK FROM THIS ONE.

if y'all trash at y'all job, that's y'all problem. Let me eat. I earned it.

 

[brownsugah]

I’m pretty proficient at what I was doing previously, but now I’m taking on a new task and I’m on my quest to master that as well.

 

[TLR Is Mental Poison]

THE DEPARTMENT I'M IN DOES EVERYTHING IN AN OLD, ARCHAIC WAY. WE STILL HAVE DOCUMENT SHREDDERS FROM THE 70'S IN THE CORNER. I GOT AN UNION GRIEVANCE FILED AGAINST ME BECAUSE I FIXED A CLOCK... I GOT ANOTHER BECAUSE I TURNED THE LIGHTS ON IN THE FILE ROOM. THEY LOVE THIS STONE AGE SO I LAY BACK AND PLAY MY PART.

I GOT 10 OLD ASS CELLPHONES MINING BITCOIN HIDDEN THROUGHOUT THE BUILDING. I JUST STARTED DOING IT BECAUSE I'M BORED. I'M MINING 25 BUCKS A DAY. I NEED HELP.

Oh damn you are in a union.... forget about it breh you might as well quit

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

Oh damn you are in a union.... forget about it breh you might as well quit

HERE'S THE fukkED UP PART. I'M NOT IN THE UNION. SO NOW BECAUSE OF THE GRIEVANCE THE UNION HAAAAAAAAAAS TO ADDRESS IT WITH MY BOSS AT SOME POINT. I JUST TOLD HER UPFRONT WHAT HAPPENED SO AT LEAST SHE KNOWS SHE HAS TO DEAL WITH IT AT SOME POINT. SHE WASN'T AMUSED.

 

[GrindtooFilthy]

THE DEPARTMENT I'M IN DOES EVERYTHING IN AN OLD, ARCHAIC WAY. WE STILL HAVE DOCUMENT SHREDDERS FROM THE 70'S IN THE CORNER. I GOT AN UNION GRIEVANCE FILED AGAINST ME BECAUSE I FIXED A CLOCK... I GOT ANOTHER BECAUSE I TURNED THE LIGHTS ON IN THE FILE ROOM. THEY LOVE THIS STONE AGE SO I LAY BACK AND PLAY MY PART.

I GOT 10 OLD ASS CELLPHONES MINING BITCOIN HIDDEN THROUGHOUT THE BUILDING. I JUST STARTED DOING IT BECAUSE I'M BORED. I'M MINING 25 BUCKS A DAY. I NEED HELP.

oh i'm fukkin sick

 

[DOSDUMUNI]

Im good at what i do...can be better...but ive shown growth and maturity in my department...where im the youngest by about 20 years to the next in age...been here for a year and each challenge is a lesson...my supervisor notices it and continues to challenge me. I love my job.

 

[King Poetic]

On the job I'm good. Around 85%