How Teachers Got Away With This is :mindblown:

[onelastdeath]

Teacher : Everyone bring in 5 dollars for the Pizza party

30 Kids in class : we lit


Day of the party.

One two liter soda, A couple of boxes of Pizza, and these bum ass cups

Where'd all that money go

One cup limit on the soda. One slice. Where's the rest of the bread

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Wow...teachers doing their own crowdfunding...

 

[Imhotep]

Teacher : Everyone bring in 5 dollars for the Pizza party

30 Kids in class : we lit


Day of the party.

One two liter soda, A couple of boxes of Pizza, and these bum ass cups

Where'd all that money go

One cup limit on the soda. One slice. Where's the rest of the bread

What Money?

 

[cartierhoe]

What Money?

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

I don't remember having lots of money.

 

[Easy-E]

I'd be the cheapest parent if I had kids in school.

*First day of school*

No Tell your teacher we on a budget; you need pencil, paper, some paper clips and a calculator--now, learn!

*Halloween*

No Tell your teacher that I don't want you shot because you look "suspicious" as Jason

*Christmas*

No Tell your teacher that blessings come from above

*Valentine's Day*

No Tell your teacher I don't support sexual harassment amongst students!

*Pizza Party*

No Tell your teacher you vegan, no cheese!

*Graduation*

No Tell your teacher you'll just walk home!

 

[Poitier]

We always ate good in all my classrooms

 

[thirdeye]

Uh, we used to pay a toonie

 

[MAKAVELI25]

We always ate good in all my classrooms

Exactly, smh at ONE slice. Only if you weren't moving fast enough

 

[Soundbwoy]

I'd be the cheapest parent if I had kids in school.

*First day of school*

No Tell your teacher we on a budget; you need pencil, paper, some paper clips and a calculator--now, learn!

*Halloween*

No Tell your teacher that I don't want you shot because you look "suspicious" as Jason

*Christmas*

No Tell your teacher that blessings come from above

*Valentine's Day*

No Tell your teacher I don't support sexual harassment amongst students!

*Pizza Party*

No Tell your teacher you vegan, no cheese!

*Graduation*

No Tell your teacher you'll just walk home!

rob your kid of a childhood brehs

 

[Couth]

that's why i never brought in any money or dishes when we had potlucks.

i remember 7th grade we had a camping trip. We were selling candy to raise funds. And i clearly remember i had a few hundred dollars cuz it was in small bills and my dad gave me hunnids and 20s that morning.

i paid my advisor and the bytch stole my money and told my parents that i only gave her like 13 dollars or some bullshyt.

i'm not trippin though she was like 5'4 330 pounds. Her stomach needed that money more then i needed to go camping.

 

[Illuminatos]

Pizza parties were the shyt.

 

[Easy-E]

rob your kid of a childhood brehs

Good, we'd be even. We rob our parents of more

 

[Trajan]

If you think about it....every job has the potential for a side hustle

There's always an angle to finesse some extra cash.

 

[agnosticlady]

Nah 30(5) = 150

Let's say each kid gets 2 slices. So that's 60 slices. Let's say each box has 10 slices that's 6 box's. So let's say each box cost $8 that's $48 with tax it may be $52.

Plus drinks. Kids get refills too. So all drinks shouldn't exceed $15

Then there are cookies, and other little snacks so that's $40 for 30 mouths.

Oh and other supplies like plates, napkins, and cups is $10 max.

So that's still $117 in total



Ok I guess the rest goes towards gas for her driving around lol