fukk all those parties.. And this is why.. True story.. I got transferred to a new school in 3rd grade spring semester bcuz my school closed down due to lack of funding in fukkin April

... So I get checked into a new school a Christian school and I gotta go to summer school bcuz according to them I'm missing the 1 class I have to have before 4th grade.. Keep in mind I'm in elementary school and I end up in a class wit 15 ppl ranging from 1st grade to fukkin 5th.. And it's just a big ass day care honestly

.. So we got dis big ass teacher.. She actually looked like Gilbert brown from the packers(joke I created.. Damn I been doin dis comedy shyt)
And she's like if you don't bring a snack lunch you won't eat all day.. So I make a big deal like my mom is a nurse she don't got time for dat she just gives me money.. So she says ok starting Friday if you guys give me you're money I will go to one of the fast food places up the street.. Which was only church's, or a Taco Bell/KFC combo... I was like

imma bout to eat good.. fukk dez dollar bag of chips n Gatorade.. So Friday comes.. I saved up since Wednesday when she announced it.. I had 15 bucks cold cash all ones... I give her like 12 bcuz I wasn't tripping and my parents were big on tipping.. So I specifically say I want "a nacho bell grande no tomatoes and a burrito supreme no tomatoes.. And a large Mountain Dew code red(parents ain't allow sodas that weren't clear so I was really feeling

) she's like that's like 8-9 dollars.. And I'm like its cool keep the change.. And she's

that's such a noble thing to do mr.cotton.. Bcuz a few kids are short.. I'm like ok and she even hinted at the 2 that was short.. So I'm chillin, crackin jokes on nikkas wit sack lunches.. And then she walks in and maneuvers her big ass through the door like she slid thru da c gap.. Big ass bags of food.. So she starts handing shyt out.. And first thing I noticed is she hands me a coke.. I'm like aye yo miss lady bytch.. I don't drink this I said code red.. She gets mad at me like

"we'll sorry mr cotton I didn't check every order personally I just put them all in" I'm like wtf.. Watever 'ill drink water after my feast.. I open the bag and pull out a fukkin bean n cheese burrito end a fukkin regular taco.. I scream "awwwww hell naw" like Chris tucker in Friday.. And she goes

what now.. And watch ya language.. I'm like where my nachos.. Why dis a bean burrito.. I want my money back.. And she goes sorry I said what u wrote.. Idk what happen just eat it and next week ill correct it.. I'm like "naw I kno Taco Bell this like a 5 dollar meal and I gave u 12 bucks cuz"(everybody said cuz in 4th grade)

she says well if u don't like it don't eat it.. As she has like 5 tacos and nachos on her desk wit a fukkin 44oz drink

.. I kick my desk and glance at a nikka who I kno had 4 bucks bcuz he told me.. He had fukkin 4 taco supremes and a drink.. I'm like yo.. And he goes

.. I'm so hott.. I blew 12 bucks on bullshyt which at the time was like 50 to me.. From that day forward I never participated in school events wit shared money.. 0 pizza parties, ice cream parties,Christmas gift exchanges,valentine shyt,Easter egg parties,field trips where I couldn't keep my own money, nothin.. Faculty and some students hated me.. At they pizza parties I'm eating in&out and had my mama give me my own gift to open which was always more than the "15 dollar limit" they said for gift exchange n shyt like

.. But yea fukk teachers they been finessing nikkas since the 90s
