Canada Goose
Pooping on your head :umad:
My parents planning an layover flight from NYC to.... wait for it... Tampa 
In all fairness my father hasn't been on a plane since the disco era
So basically he's a noob at booking flights in modern times. Vast majority of our vacations have been road trips which were very enjoyable.
Its incredibly frustrating that they even considered a layover flight within the East Coast.

In all fairness my father hasn't been on a plane since the disco era

Its incredibly frustrating that they even considered a layover flight within the East Coast.