How the fukk are you gonna come with a condom?

Morose Polymath

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Hol up, ain't you the same niigga that's been in here making threads and inquiring about custody issues repeatedly? And you in here advocating for bussing raw in broads?:wtf:

@Morose Polymath come get your people. :deadrose:

Dont group that nikka with me :whoa:
I'm a strong advocate for all effective methods of contraceptives. :mjgrin:
 
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She's real conservative. She's Chinese. I tried to go down on her and she was too shy. I'm not gonna get some head from her. I gotta figure out a way to come with a condom or fake that shyt, which is no good.

Honestly, I like her so much, I don't even care if she has trash p*ssy. :yeshrug:
:hhh: not a reason in sight to like this woman
 

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Plan B on every corner. If you down with a condom she can take a plan B once a week and let you pull out as well to limit the amount of cum.

Trade offs.

Hell, condoms break. You need a plan B on hand anyways.
 
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Crown Skinless.

Leave a tiny bit of space at the tip and add a drop of Shibari lube.

Fella, you’llbe climaxing in no time!
 

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She's real conservative. She's Chinese. I tried to go down on her and she was too shy. I'm not gonna get some head from her. I gotta figure out a way to come with a condom or fake that shyt, which is no good.
Oh naaahhh. No head? That’s a deal breaker in addition to trash af condom sex :damn:
 

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Oh naaahhh. No head? That’s a deal breaker in addition to trash af condom sex :damn:

He should be able to get a body slide, dry humping, private to private slide. Hell strippers let's you whip it out and grind on you with a lap dance many places during the day shift in the lapdance area.

Getting an Ass job is good times. He may need to suggest that. Lube up that crack a lil...


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MAAAAN, FCK condoms...might as well be jacking ya own dck off...sex sposed to be WET!! Ain't nothing better.
:blessed:

Back in my Dirt bag days I did the old Switcheroo with my Young chick...
:lolbron:

Didn't buss in her if though... HELL no!


:whoa:



Popped a whole in the condom the Pwussy selling thot put on me in the McDonald's Bathroom in Tampa...creampied her n she didn't even know it.

Bwoy, them SNEAKY condom hole Busts feel so damn good! Specially when you never plan on seeing the Bysh ever again!

:ahh::banderas:
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MAAAAN, FCK condoms...might as well be jacking ya own dck off...sex sposed to be WET!! Ain't nothing better.
:blessed:

Back in my Dirt bag days I did the old Switcheroo with my Young chick...
:lolbron:

Didn't buss in her if though... HELL no!


:whoa:



Popped a whole in the condom the Pwussy selling thot put on me in the McDonald's Bathroom in Tampa...creampied her n she didn't even know it.

Bwoy, them SNEAKY condom hole Busts feel so damn good! Specially when you never plan on seeing the Bysh ever again!

:ahh::banderas:



Y'all crazy :mjlol:
 

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Gotta do all that...what's the difference between doing this and getting a pocket Pwussy or one of the Portable pwussy torso joints...

:dame:

I agree with the brehs in here saying just get a Hand job.. they're safe, and alot of times getting jerked off be better than anything!
All that? A small squirt of lube on a condom isn't much work. Like 5 seconds if that. Nothing beats making a woman cum before you nut. Handy's are great, but will never beat good sex
 
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