How the fukk do you nikka-billies do it in these small towns???

[West Coast Avenger]

P.s based on statistics Chicago doesn't care about your black ass, so for you to be prepared to fight a black man for calling it small is truly pathetic and a sign that nikkas in your city truly have no hope of a decent future.

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[ⒶⓁⒾⒶⓈ]

this thread is comedy

OP has a point..them small towns are dead as hell ....Afrter 9PM and theres only 2 places open The bar playing country music and the police station

 

[puppetmaster]

Yea I definitely know the feeling, going down to Mississippi for school was something else, and other than the Saturday night parties, only thing you was doing at 2 am was fukking or at Walmart.

Good God


Dated a girl in esterville, Iowa years back. This is the fukking truth.

 

[EndDomination]

Unfortunately you need a pre-set group of friends to do something with, otherwise it's stay home drink/smoke, play video games, watch movies.

 

[Pineal Gland]

I was at a family reunion with my brother in Arkansas, and them bamma ass nikkas talking bout going to walmart

 

[StickStickly]

Sports bars or pool halls is what i did. Or i found a chick and we chilled

Strip clubs stay open late too... Did that a few times when i was bored.

Mostly i just sat in my car and smoked/drinked. You got to know people to have fun in small towns[/QUOTE]
Yeah that's the key. If you have friends you're good

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

just like it takes an aqcuired "taste" to enjoy certain foods and beverages...

it takes an acquired "mature" state of mind to enjoy the umbiquity of living in a small town...

trust me OP ...when you get OLDER you will learn to appreciate SMALL TOWNS , SUBURBIA and RURAL LIFE

cause at this stage...YOU AIN'T LOOKING FOR WHERE THE PARTY AT..or WHERE THE HOES AT??...WHERE DA DRANK AND DOPE AT??

at this stage in life you should be u living in a small quiet area..Where you got all your luxuries at home...... i.e (bar.....deck out back to smoke out in...mancave....wifey)



when i was in my younger 20s i couldn't imagine staying out in some boondocks where the stores close at 9 pm and nothing not even the liquor store is open on sunday's.....and the only thing popping is a Wal Mart

but once i got into my late 30s.........and realizing how much i CHERISHED SLEEP....AND TRANQUILITY

i started residing in outlying areas ...and it's been so much better for me......

and mainly for the fact I HAD A SON ....fukk big city life when u got a child

im closer to my job which was 20 miles away from downtown anyway......my neighbors mind thier business and are mostly professional men and women..

and i don't have to walk out to traffic..sirens and random people walking past my home like those inner city areas....

plus i loooooooooooove the anonymity....as Jada said....."if you seen where i live you would think i was hiding!"

at first i was apprehensive thinking...."fukk a small town....everybody knows your name and shyt an all in your business"

thats not true..that's only in TV like mayberry on andy griffith....

most small towns are now unincorporated areas of larger towns....so most people commute from these areas to downtown to work

so THEY TOO BUSY TO WORRY OR EVEN GET TO KNOW thier neighbor...

i've been in my "small town" for over a year now and still don't know none of my neighbors.....

we too busy getting money and raising our kids to worry about other shyt........

unlike the "projects" or "brownstones" downtown where everybody is all in the "mix"....

 

[Eternally Jaded]

just like it takes an aqcuired "taste" to enjoy certain foods and beverages...

it takes an acquired "mature" state of mind to enjoy the umbiquity of living in a small town...

trust me OP ...when you get OLDER you will learn to appreciate SMALL TOWNS , SUBURBIA and RURAL LIFE

cause at this stage...YOU AIN'T LOOKING FOR WHERE THE PARTY AT..or WHERE THE HOES AT??...WHERE DA DRANK AND DOPE AT??

at this stage in life you should be u living in a small quiet area..Where you got all your luxuries at home...... i.e (bar.....deck out back to smoke out in...mancave....wifey)



when i was in my younger 20s i couldn't imagine staying out in some boondocks where the stores close at 9 pm and nothing not even the liquor store is open on sunday's.....and the only thing popping is a Wal Mart

but once i got into my late 30s.........and realizing how much i CHERISHED SLEEP....AND TRANQUILITY

i started residing in outlying areas ...and it's been so much better for me......

and mainly for the fact I HAD A SON ....fukk big city life when u got a child

im closer to my job which was 20 miles away from downtown anyway......my neighbors mind thier business and are mostly professional men and women..

and i don't have to walk out to traffic..sirens and random people walking past my home like those inner city areas....

plus i loooooooooooove the anonymity....as Jada said....."if you seen where i live you would think i was hiding!"

at first i was apprehensive thinking...."fukk a small town....everybody knows your name and shyt an all in your business"

thats not true..that's only in TV like mayberry on andy griffith....

most small towns are now unincorporated areas of larger towns....so most people commute from these areas to downtown to work

so THEY TOO BUSY TO WORRY OR EVEN GET TO KNOW thier neighbor...

i've been in my "small town" for over a year now and still don't know none of my neighbors.....

we too busy getting money and raising our kids to worry about other shyt........

unlike the "projects" or "brownstones" downtown where everybody is all in the "mix"....

Nope, you're wrong.

You want some chicken wings and fries? Can't get em.
You want a loosey? Can't get em.
You just want the option of doing something? Too far, everything close by closed hours ago.

Walmart should never be the spot man.

 

[director_of_bands]

too much chatty patty in them small towns everybody be ALL up in everybody else's business

 

[Mowgli]

Everything closed and dead now...

I'm askin random nikkas at the gas station what's good and they even tellin it's dead unless I got something out here already and I'm just in Joliet

My goin out night is just gettin started now, it's fukkin Friday night and it's dead already out here

Man fukk this shyt

Campaign during the day and slide to old girls spot at night. Stop sounding amateur

 

[How Sway?]

Joliet been

Aurora is a little better but even then I'm sure most of them still go to the city to party

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Nope, you're wrong.

You want some chicken wings and fries? Can't get em.
You want a loosey? Can't get em.
You just want the option of doing something? Too far, everything close by closed hours ago.

Walmart should never be the spot man.

Paul said in the bible..."when i was a CHILD..i spoke as a child....but when i became a MAN i putteth away CHILDISH THINGS"

im sorry but REAL GROWN AZZ MEN got bigger goals than trying to cop that 2 piece and Fries from Popeyes...

or trying to get they hand on some Newport loosies......

i done did that homie....when i was younger...that shyt was damn thier RISKING MY LIFE now that i think about it...

i was blocks away from the nearest Popeyes....i remember walking thier one early evening and seeing YELLOW TAPE being scrawled out in the parking area....come to find out....they had a damn shootout and bodied one of the shift workers ....

yeah and i remember them loosyes too...thier was always this irritating azz lil nikka who use to be selling some lame azz mix cds and oils...

gotta respect homie's business ethic cause he expanded to include loosey cigs and bootleg polo socks

but you couldn't walk past him without hearin..."brotherman..brotherman...brotherman...come support my business cuzz"

im sorry but I no longer desire all that shyt anymore.....i want prime rib now...with a nice subtle chardonay bottle of wine while sitting at the dinner table with my ladyfriend with the pandora playing LUTHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...that's Luther Vandross to you young man

see where im going with this "lil breh"...

WE ON SOME BOSS SHYT NOW.......AIN'T TRYING TO BE HOOD RICH NO MORE...WE WANT WEALTH and PEACE OF MIND...

 

[Mac Brown]

I grew up in a small town; still live here only because I can't afford to move and when I do move it will be major so I gotta be careful with my planning! I live in the redneck suburbs so I'm kinda used to it.
At least our closest city is Houston!!! 35 to 45 minute drive!.............Galleria baby! <3

conroe

 

[Eternally Jaded]

Paul said in the bible..."when i was a CHILD..i spoke as a child....but when i became a MAN i putteth away CHILDISH THINGS"

im sorry but REAL GROWN AZZ MEN got bigger goals than trying to cop that 2 piece and Fries from Popeyes...

or trying to get they hand on some Newport loosies......

i done did that homie....when i was younger...that shyt was damn thier RISKING MY LIFE now that i think about it...

i was blocks away from the nearest Popeyes....i remember walking thier one early evening and seeing YELLOW TAPE being scrawled out in the parking area....come to find out....they had a damn shootout and bodied one of the shift workers ....

yeah and i remember them loosyes too...thier was always this irritating azz lil nikka who use to be selling some lame azz mix cds and oils...

gotta respect homie's business ethic cause he expanded to include loosey cigs and bootleg polo socks

but you couldn't walk past him without hearin..."brotherman..brotherman...brotherman...come support my business cuzz"

im sorry but I no longer desire all that shyt anymore.....i want prime rib now...with a nice subtle chardonay bottle of wine while sitting at the dinner table with my ladyfriend with the pandora playing LUTHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...that's Luther Vandross to you young man

see where im going with this "lil breh"...

WE ON SOME BOSS SHYT NOW.......AIN'T TRYING TO BE HOOD RICH NO MORE...WE WANT WEALTH and PEACE OF MIND...

I hear what you're saying, i just don't agree with it.

Prime rib is nice, but sometimes a hankering for wings comes on ya.

For me, living in a suburb connected to the city is the best medium. Live in the quiet, but instant access to the options of the city.

And i'm in my thirties and Luther gets no noise on my playlist. He was singing to dudes breh.

 

[prime]

Everything closed and dead now...

I'm askin random nikkas at the gas station what's good and they even tellin it's dead unless I got something out here already and I'm just in Joliet

My goin out night is just gettin started now, it's fukkin Friday night and it's dead already out here

Man fukk this shyt

bruh unless you got some thots at JJC throwing a party Joliet is so fukking dead I don't even think it's a black club/bar out there it's boring as fukk out there