How the hell you robbers gonna rob a robber?

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Reach up in ya pocket and take ya money out

 

[Lord_nikon]

I’m gonna say this is fake

Kinda agree

Camera distortion looks funny

 

[SunZoo]

Me and my podnuh was riding round town trying to see what we can get into. We saw this fine ass broad at the gas station, so I approached her. Next thing you know she’s in the whip with us. She said she was from da N.O. (Like a hour away) and we choppin it up. She was sitting in the back seat, I’m driving, and my podnuh in the passenger side. My nikka use to play O line for Alabama State 6-5 300 plus nikka. The bytch pulled out a knife and put it to his neck talking about empty y’all pocksts and pull this shyt over. bytch trying to jack me. I had a Dodge Intrepid with silver over pearl sitting on 20s (back around 2002). I’m acting scared nervous, but the entire time I have my Nina to left of me by the door. I was like “oh no, don’t kill my dawg” .I was already headed to my hood cuz there was a abandon house on my street where we use to smoke, drank, and fukk hoes. So I stalled her out and finally made it to the hood, and pulled under the car porch. As soon as I made a move to get out the car I grab that rod and put that bytch to her head and told her to get out. I made that hoe suck his dikk, and i started hitting that hoe from the back. This hoe made a break for it and started running down the street towards my neighbor’s house cuz his screen door was open. I guess he was watching the whole thing. I’m running toward that hoe with the strap, she screaming for help. My neighbor saw the whole thing, she basically made it to his house. My neighbor slammed the door on that hoe cuz he was scared . I cocked the iron back put it to her back and walked her back to the abandon house. We finished doing what we was doing and made her get back in the whip. We made her empty out purse .. took everything including the cigarettes and I don’t even smoke . We made it out the hood to a major intersection and was at the red light. Man that hoe unlocked the door and broke for it . Hoe from out of town, don’t know where she at , hauling ass down a busy street.

bytch you gone learn today bout fukking with them oak nikkas

Is it weird that I would feel better about this if you had just shot her?

 

[1/2 Man 1/2 Hennessy]

Me and my podnuh was riding round town trying to see what we can get into. We saw this fine ass broad at the gas station, so I approached her. Next thing you know she’s in the whip with us. She said she was from da N.O. (Like a hour away) and we choppin it up. She was sitting in the back seat, I’m driving, and my podnuh in the passenger side. My nikka use to play O line for Alabama State 6-5 300 plus nikka. The bytch pulled out a knife and put it to his neck talking about empty y’all pocksts and pull this shyt over. bytch trying to jack me. I had a Dodge Intrepid with silver over pearl sitting on 20s (back around 2002). I’m acting scared nervous, but the entire time I have my Nina to left of me by the door. I was like “oh no, don’t kill my dawg” .I was already headed to my hood cuz there was a abandon house on my street where we use to smoke, drank, and fukk hoes. So I stalled her out and finally made it to the hood, and pulled under the car porch. As soon as I made a move to get out the car I grab that rod and put that bytch to her head and told her to get out. I made that hoe suck his dikk, and i started hitting that hoe from the back. This hoe made a break for it and started running down the street towards my neighbor’s house cuz his screen door was open. I guess he was watching the whole thing. I’m running toward that hoe with the strap, she screaming for help. My neighbor saw the whole thing, she basically made it to his house. My neighbor slammed the door on that hoe cuz he was scared . I cocked the iron back put it to her back and walked her back to the abandon house. We finished doing what we was doing and made her get back in the whip. We made her empty out purse .. took everything including the cigarettes and I don’t even smoke . We made it out the hood to a major intersection and was at the red light. Man that hoe unlocked the door and broke for it . Hoe from out of town, don’t know where she at , hauling ass down a busy street.

bytch you gone learn today bout fukking with them oak nikkas

 

[DA_LURKA]

Breh, why would I make up such a long ass detailed lie? Especially one where I took an L. I got my shyt back but a nikka still caught me slipping. Plus check my post history doggy, I don’t lie. My life is interesting enough to where I don’t gotta make up shyt for the internets

You lost me at you had the drop on him took your weed back tried to take his gun but he "stood firm" so you took his money, then to top it off you left him alive.

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

You lost me at you had the drop on him took your weed back tried to take his gun but he "stood firm" so you took his money, then to top it off you left him alive.

This ain’t the movies, I can’t just kill that nikka like that lol. shyt I didn’t want to kill him. It was literally a group of girls across the street watching the whole thing. It was nighttime, but it was too many people outside and witnesses.

I’m not the one who had the gun to him. My homeboy did. He already a wild nikka and he was fukked up that night and I know shyt would have went left if buddy didn’t give up the pistol so I said fukk it, cause I got my jar back. I wasn’t trying to go to jail. It wasn’t even worth all that. He kept asking for the pistol and buddy didn’t want to give it up and my nikka was gonna end up pistol whipping him or shooting him and that wouldn’t have been a good move. Remember, I’m on felony probation at the time. I’m not even supposed to be hanging around these nikkas let alone selling weed out the damn strip club.

At the end of the day I took the L. I got robbed, had to get the big homie to help me get my shyt back and on top of that the nikka got away with his pistol. But I got my jar back, robbed the nikka who robbed me, and taunted his homeboy who was there when he did it. It’s not even a story I use to brag. It is what it is.