How to Become a Gold Digger

[NatiboyB]

Brehs. I'm tired of this bullshyt....I want a woman who can buy me nice shyt also and has a high credit score. I'm tired of being the damn near only income. How the fukk you a RN and only working Part-Time hours. I go to work you sleeping. I come home you watching tv ain't did not a damn thing productive. Than you cooking the same bullshyt every week.

Where can I find a woman with a job who doesn't mind cashing out on her dude....Damn sweetest day passed and i ain't get not a damn thing....Literally not a damn thing.

Some of you brehs got girls buying PS4s, Xbones, Phones, Paying Bills, Buying cars....And i can't even get some damn cologne.

Where are y'all meeting these women at I need to start expanding my options.

 

[old_timer]

i could type up one of my own dusty stories
but this time i'll talk about my sister-in-law


she was mid-20's at the time

she was not as pretty as my wife but was a big flirt
she got way more attention and from a variety of guys (white, black, whatever)
so i noticed that my wife was always giving her wrappers


empty boxes for shyt, and bags from nice department stores
even her leftover makeup/beauty products (brand name stuff)

i was like what is up with you two??

anyway, little sister would leave that shyt around her bathroom/apartment
and eager to please guys would "know" what brands to buy her


the two even drove to a thrift store an hour away
get nice brands that were out of style
then ruined the clothes and she use it as a prop
to get fellas to buy her new name brand stuff

then they'd go to the mall and use receipts, etc.
trying to flip things
i was like- you two are on a whole other level here!

this is thecoli so her story is supposed to have a sad ending
but after a few years little sister married a pharmacist
they had kids, etc. happily ever after

 

[skeetsinternal]

I was about to make a thread on gold digging men.

In recent times I stepped my game up. I been dating alot of lawyers, a dermatologist and business women. I have driven their cars and stayed in their brownstones, a few mini trips and one big trip to Cabo San Lucas coming up. I kinda unofficially wifed one of them already because I'm seeing beyond her wealth. I'll make a thread bout that one day

 

[Nigerianwonder]

You just aint hittin it right breh...

 

[Remote]

You just aint hittin it right breh...

 

[Taadow]

As I understand it, you just don't mess with no Broke Brokes.

Get down, go head - get down.

 

[Terrance Curtis Beasley]

I was about to make a thread on gold digging men.

In recent times I stepped my game up. I been dating alot of lawyers, a dermatologist and business women. I have driven their cars and stayed in their brownstones, a few mini trips and one big trip to Cabo San Lucas coming up. I kinda unofficially wifed one of them already because I'm seeing beyond her wealth. I'll make a thread bout that one day

make it now

 

[JordanwiththeWiz]

Where's the masculinity in that

 

[skeetsinternal]

Where's the masculinity in that

Insert MJ laughing his ass off gif

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

Manmindset.com he's a "former" male hoe

 

[TwistedMetal]

 

[MJ Truth]

Man up breh.