How to Cheat on ur girl and not ever get caught 101.

[daboywonder2002]

DO NOT BEFRIEND HER ON FACEBOOK. if she asks if you got a facebook, tell her no. turn off the facebook search function so they can't search for you either.

 

[DreadHead P]

madd respect. I guess I'm a weak ass nikka then cuz I've tried this ^ - When a chick responds to you with --" . SOOO you wanna fukk other bytches!??!?!?!?!??!? " LOL, what are you supposed to say, "umm yea baby, I just need new p*ssy every once n a while, no big deal "

shyt is stressful, I just avoid wifin chicks up..... because no matter what you probably will get caught.


You won't get caught w randoms. But it's always that one side piece that you feel the retarded need to semi-wife up... That's fukks u over, and makes u have to stress.

Shyt I say make it known when you first meet them. I've posted about this enough that I'm sure most the dudes in here know how I been flippin 3 main chicks the last 2 years. 2 of them I let know the deal from the jump so they really cant be mad cause I told them what they were gettin into. The 3rd one (who I actually recently had to break it off wit) was a chick I've been dealin wit since I was like 20, we lived together for a while before the other 2 came in the picture and when she found out I was creepin side chicks she took it as if it was the end of the world, had I let her know from the jump how I get down like I let the other 2 know it would have saved me a world of headaches

 

[cornercommission2k12]

Only people that can successfully cheat and really never get caught ate people who are always on the road either by being a truck driver or business on jets or planes always in your routine

A million excuses for everything in that scenario

Then just stay yo dumb ass off social media and you will be cool

But don't be about the cheating life

It will come back to get you

Either through impregnating somebody getting a std or just getting caught up

Or what hurts men the most when men get back in after they cheated and then they girl they fought so hard to get back then goes out Her self and cheats on him except she not trying to come back cause she like the new dikk and money situation more than yours and now you at home made calling her all type of hoes and thots but you created that monster

So just don't settle down if you not ready to be faithful just date til it's time

 

[Brandon M.]

DO NOT BEFRIEND HER ON FACEBOOK. if she asks if you got a facebook, tell her no. turn off the facebook search function so they can't search for you either.

i alwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaays lie when a new girl asks me if i have a fb lol

 

[Brandon M.]

As a man who had two full-time girlfriends AND was still dating new chicks all while maneuvering birthdays and holidays....I have a bit of experience with this.

- Google numbers are your friend: your girlfiend(or girlfriend A) gets your real number while every other chick gets the Google number(s)
- Password protect your phone: this is obvious but you can slip up if not paying attention...I have. Oh, and password protect your laptop too
- Seem busy: if you seem to have an extremely busy schedule with work and family/friends, then your chick(s) won't question you much when you're always on the go
- Never pickup on the first call: goes back to being busy and sets a precedent where your chick(s) will expect you to not answer until the second or third call
- Preferably have your girlfriend in one place and your other(s) in another: the best option is GF in Philly and a side(s) in NYC or DC...GF during the week and others on weekend
- Tell her how busy you are on holidays: blame family/friends, goes back to being busy, built-in excuse

These are the basics. Yea, I guess I was about that #dirtbaglife.

Peace

the busy part is spot on! ....always fake busy

 

[daboywonder2002]

As a man who had two full-time girlfriends AND was still dating new chicks all while maneuvering birthdays and holidays....I have a bit of experience with this.

- Google numbers are your friend: your girlfiend(or girlfriend A) gets your real number while every other chick gets the Google number(s)
- Password protect your phone: this is obvious but you can slip up if not paying attention...I have. Oh, and password protect your laptop too
- Seem busy: if you seem to have an extremely busy schedule with work and family/friends, then your chick(s) won't question you much when you're always on the go
- Never pickup on the first call: goes back to being busy and sets a precedent where your chick(s) will expect you to not answer until the second or third call
- Preferably have your girlfriend in one place and your other(s) in another: the best option is GF in Philly and a side(s) in NYC or DC...GF during the week and others on weekend
- Tell her how busy you are on holidays: blame family/friends, goes back to being busy, built-in excuse

These are the basics. Yea, I guess I was about that #dirtbaglife.

Peace

if you password protecting your phone and laptop, doesn't it make it look like you hiding something already??

 

[mcdivit85]

if you password protecting your phone and laptop, doesn't it make it look like you hiding something already??

Well, most chicks password protect their phones too, so I've never got too much static about it. The thing is, a chick will usually tell you her password and then want yours. So, that can be an issue. I would always divert the energy by making jokes about her turning into a stalker or something like that. When those types of questions or requests would come up, I would always divert from me onto her.

Or I would tell chicks that I kept a password on my phone because I was always out and about, so I wanted to make sure no one could access my phone just in case I left it sitting somewhere.

By the way, this stuff I am saying is not something I would make a lifestyle. I did it, however I don't encourage being a life-long cheat in relationships.

Peace

 

[surv2syn]

I could write a book about this and it would be much more in depth than what the OP is talking about but at the same time, less forced and employing a lot of common sense. Its really not hard at all. I ran the tables for a good while and never got caught. I came forth and confessed is what I did. Yep. Why? Because my s/o was suspicious of me for all the wrong reasons. She thought I had SPs when they were just JOs....there is a difference. After I confessed she admitted she had no clue of what I was doing. Those days are behind me. I know this is a forum for mostly entertainment and knowledge but I just dont see the point in making this kind of thread. Its energy should be refocused. The best advice I can give is if you do not truly believe you can be faithful then dont commit to ANYONE until you are. That way you can smash freely. What gets nikkas in trouble is when THEY set a standard that they cannot live up to when most of the time a chick doesnt even demand that from you. nikkas see a phat ass or a pretty face and go ham. Doin too much is most nikkas downfall.

 

[Theraflu]

at the irony of that phrase

fukk K Swizzle. Beanie Mac you've been with your wife 10+ years, how do you get away with cheating ?

 

[Theraflu]

fukk all that creeping and sneaking shyt. You could be Batman, your girl will still find out. There's no better detective on earth than a crazy bytch. And trust me all that sneaking and bullshytting will drive a girl crazy. /quote]

ain't this true. I know two separate women who used private investigators for their dudes. one in particular was one of my girlfriends friends and she had suspicions but went crazy proving it and this spent dropped guap to hire a private investigator the other was my boys girl, don't put anything beyond women, when they have suspicions they get crazy.

 

[Theraflu]

Man, I'm right inline with u as far as the thread....

BUT eventually she will know before she "finds" out. Women are smarter than u think... it's just that they fall in love and lie to themselves.

or they just cheat too.

men like @Brandon M. think women are dumb lol.

if you're spending time away from your lady how are you so sure that she ain't having her back blown out while you are away.

That's what I found funniest how all my female cousins had cheating boyfriends but stayed and just started fukking other nikkas. Then when the big bust up happened (it always did) the dudes would be livid.

Dudes need to accept the reality that your chick is probably cheating too.

 

[Brandon M.]

or they just cheat too.

men like @Brandon M. think women are dumb lol.

if you're spending time away from your lady how are you so sure that she ain't having her back blown out while you are away.

That's what I found funniest how all my female cousins had cheating boyfriends but stayed and just started fukking other nikkas. Then when the big bust up happened (it always did) the dudes would be livid.

Dudes need to accept the reality that your chick is probably cheating too.

i have a big dikk, i look good and have the greatest personality...why would she cheat on me? I have no concerns in that department. (Im the only guy shes ever been with thats made her squirt and let her explore her inner freak , shes not leaving that)

 

[Theraflu]

i have a big dikk, i look good and have the greatest personality...why would she cheat on me? I have no concerns in that department. (Im the only guy shes ever been with thats made her squirt and let her explore her inner freak , shes not leaving that)

LOOOOOOOOOOL Breh i find u fukking hilarious.

but she'd a big booty latina who looks like michelle willams with the greatest personality.

why would u cheat on her

 

[beenz]

fukk K Swizzle. Beanie Mac you've been with your wife 10+ years, how do you get away with cheating ?

9+ years, but I'm not on that shyt.

 

[beenz]

DO NOT BEFRIEND HER ON FACEBOOK. if she asks if you got a facebook, tell her no. turn off the facebook search function so they can't search for you either.

even tho I don't even post or have anything embarrasing on facebook, I turned that feature off on day 1 cuz I wouldn't want a potential employer finding ANYTHING about me on FB. even if its innocent.