How to Cheat on ur girl and not ever get caught 101.

[Brandon M.]

Prepaid Cellphone with password lock. No Papertrail

Lie and say its ur work phone.

Never everrrr respond to her text messages in a timely manner, no matter what. wait a couple minutes. dont ever answer her messages instantly.

that way when ur with ur side piece, you always have a 5-10 minute window.

she'll think thats ur normal routine. and expect a text back in around 10 minutes.

Never pay credit when ur with ur sidepiece. Ive seen too many nikkas get caught like that smh.

Never let ur sidepiece know where u live.

Never let ur sidepiece see or be around ur wallet.

 

[The 2020 New Member]

you're a fukking idiot.

i never cheat. and if i do want to get on with someone else while i'm in a relationship, i let my s/o know beforehand.

 

[Chelsea Bridge]

I thought you had a gorgeous Dominican republican dime? Why would you want to cheat on her?

 

[Brandon M.]

Never go to the local mall with ur wifey without texting ur sidepiece and asking what shes up to.

My boy took his girl to the mall and he bumped into his jumpoff in bloomingdales. Lets just say there was a scene

 

[Brandon M.]

you're a fukking idiot.

i never cheat. and if i do want to get on with someone else while i'm in a relationship, i let my s/o know beforehand.

cool story breh. more power to u

 

[Brandon M.]

I thought you had a gorgeous Dominican republican dime? Why would you want to cheat on her?

im a lady's man. and Im romantic. Yo know that train scene in Saving The Last Dance? Ive recreated that a couple times.

 

[Brandon M.]

Make sure ur sidepiece has a child.

that way she's occupied most of the time and wont be on you and checking in all the time.

 

[QuintessentialBM]

I wouldn't cheat... unless it was for vengeance.... I couldn't care less if I got caught then....

 

[Chill]

You deserve the worst of both worlds

 

[The 2020 New Member]

cool story breh. more power to u

you aight, swizzy, but why you wanna encourage dishonesty, breh?

 

[No_bammer_weed]

Make sure ur sidepiece has a child.

that way she's occupied most of the time and wont be on you and checking in all the time.

You definitely dont know what you're talking about. If she's a single mom, and you have a lot going for you, she's gunna be hungry as hell to make you her's. Having a kid will make her even more desperate --- the kid will fuel her pursuit, not hinder it. She'll have that lil nikka in the backseat, while she's burning rubber around town with all kinda dynamite sticks to blow up your spot, and fukk up your relationship. Get real.

 

[Brandon M.]

You definitely dont know what you're talking about. If she's a single mom, and you have a lot going for you, she's gunna be hungry as hell to make you her's. Having a kid will make her even more desperate --- the kid will fuel her pursuit, not hinder it. She'll have that lil nikka in the backseat, while she's chasing you around town with all kinda dynamite sticks to blow up the spot, and fukk up your relationship. Get real.

ur new to this im true to this. my side pieces have to be busy oriented women

 

[Just like bruddas]

Im not about that cheating life

 

[Brandon M.]

you aight, swizzy, but why you wanna encourage dishonesty, breh?

when we officially get married . I will never cheat on her again. sike

 

[Brandon M.]

all im trying to do is paint a picture of faithfulness to my woman. But i know , i'll always cheat respectively till im about 50