How to Find A LONG-TERM Partner

[Kenny West]

Giving your unwillingness to try new shyt or be social you might be fukked for a while. You being stubborn to the point that'll cause inertia and leave you in limbo and your only wasting your own time.....but life will bend that will one way or another.

I can see you caving to the hormones and making a tinder sometime down the road

 

[Raava]

 

[INTP]

You'll never find her until you stop using that dumbass word.

Title changed.

 

[Dwolf]

I've seen the replies on Coli threads ---> (Quick lil gems on dealing with women thread....). Can't trust these hoes .

And your first mistake

 

[INTP]

And your first mistake

Elaborate...

 

[INTP]

The average jumpoff allows 3-5 good smashes before she start gettin "ideas"

Be non chalant
Always keep a bullpen
Dump a hot girl once in your life to build immunity
Never introduce to your family
Never tell her how much you make
Hell I tell chicks my middle name
Have a Facebook just for chicks and once for close friends and families
Never spend money
Key logger
Never feel sorry for them tough luck

Randomly take the condom off while fukking then say I think it broke. If she keep letting you smash, you gotta winner. If she dont, she's an untrustworthy bytch.

All this shyt really boils down to "not givin a fukk" Don't overthink shyt and don't be putting any girl (or person for that matter) on a pedestal and you're good.

If you invite a chick over at night

Remove any "chairs" from the bedroom and only keep one pillow on the bed

90% success rate...they never peep the scene, to her it'll seem like "one thing led to another and it just happened"

Best advice anyone can give you on women is to know what type of woman you're dealing with.

If you know what guys she usually goes for, her type of personality, stuff she likes to do for fun, etc the better chance of a higher success rate.

If you know woman you're dealing with it insecure and have problem trusting guys, you're gonna feed her lies to make herself feel better and build her trust up for you. There is different types of woman and you just gotta know what mask to wear to get what u want from her.

Best seducers and players are chameleon and amoral people.

Always remember

"its just puzzy brehs"

Keep ya bathroom clean. If you dont have time to clean your whole house because the chick is popping up out the blue just make sure you hit that bathroom. A chick will fukk you with no sheets on your bed, some dirty boxers in the corner, socks all over the place, and dishes piled to the ceiling but if she see your bathroom is nasty you aint getting shyt.

my barber told me the other day you gotta hit her twice a year

and call her a bytch 4 times a year

barbershop was


he dont hit her, but it was funny

It may be easier for a woman to get sex, but it is easier for a man to find a good woman. Keep that in mind when dealing with these chicks. There is always a chick out there willing to do any and everything you want her to do. You want a female who is humble, not an attention whore who gets her daily dosage of self esteem from dudes consistently trying to holla at her. If a chick thinks she is too good and threatens to leave you, dump her immediately. Never make a chick believe she is not expendable.

another thing, women fall easily, every girl I dated in my life even for a little bit told me they love me, women view love totally differently. I've only loved really two females my whole life.

Ask a woman the same question and you will see, these chicks will date a guy for a month and love him, don't think you are special etc when a chick tells you they love you.

Never trust these hoes. Scust...

 

[The Maverick]

Never trust these hoes. Scust...

Yo, this man @bdizzle is hilarious.





also, there's some nuggets of truth spread out in those quotes.

 

[Dwolf]

Elaborate...

Heres a hint, the blind leading the blind.

 

[Ms.CuriousCat]

oh ... well continue to eat your fried chicken then

I think she meant that you didn't read.

Your advice was very good and practical but for the opposite gender.

 

[old_timer]

an INTP woman?? whew, that's gonna be a tough match
regular advice to females does not apply to you
you best bet is an ENTJ man
maybe your only chance, to be honest
so your gameplan for ENTJ men..
study them, learn to identify them, perform reconnaissance missions at likely habitats
then surgically snipe the target

don't worry about trying to relate to men in general

 

[Ms.CuriousCat]

@old_timer what about an INFP female

 

[old_timer]

@old_timer what about an INFP female

any NF male

 

[INTP]

an INTP woman?? whew, that's gonna be a tough match
regular advice to females does not apply to you
you best bet is an ENTJ man
maybe your only chance, to be honest
so your gameplan for ENTJ men..
study them, learn to identify them, perform reconnaissance missions at likely habitats
then surgically snipe the target

don't worry about trying to relate to men in general

Why?
Why ENTJ and how can you tell?
What likely habitats?
Snipe? How?
Why .

 

[wet landscapes]

I'm probably going to meet my future wife at a black lesbian event or an anime convention