Dilution I smoked the day before bootcamp, they make you walk in a circle drinking from a fountain till u have to piss just make sure you drink around a gallon and your piss is clear I also passed one at a hospital using the same method all stoners that have the internet should know this
How to pass a drug test, marijuana, urine test
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You can beat the test if u have at least 3days advanced warning, I've done it b4.
All u need is a Mega Clean detox drink($18 on Amazon), some fiber(powder or pill), b12 vitamins, and some water.
What u do is stop smoking AT LEAST 3 days before the test and start drinking water, like ten 8oz glasses a day.
Take the fiber everyday up to the test. The fiber moves the thc to your bowels where you'll shyt it out instead peeing it out and the water flushes your system.
The night before the test start taking the b12 vitamins( I usually pop two 500 MG the night before and two more about 5 hours b4 the test). The b12 turns your pee yellow so it won't look diluted.
On the day of About 2 hours before the test drink the Mega Clean drink. Wait 15 mins and then fill the empty bottle of mega clean with water and drink that. Now that drink is gonna clean u out so be near a toilet because your gonna have to shyt.
An hour after drinking the mega clean u will be in a clear window for 5 hours where u will test clean. I've passed 3 tests like this when I was on probation and I stopped smoking 3 days b4 each test.
All u need is a Mega Clean detox drink($18 on Amazon), some fiber(powder or pill), b12 vitamins, and some water.
What u do is stop smoking AT LEAST 3 days before the test and start drinking water, like ten 8oz glasses a day.
Take the fiber everyday up to the test. The fiber moves the thc to your bowels where you'll shyt it out instead peeing it out and the water flushes your system.
The night before the test start taking the b12 vitamins( I usually pop two 500 MG the night before and two more about 5 hours b4 the test). The b12 turns your pee yellow so it won't look diluted.
On the day of About 2 hours before the test drink the Mega Clean drink. Wait 15 mins and then fill the empty bottle of mega clean with water and drink that. Now that drink is gonna clean u out so be near a toilet because your gonna have to shyt.
An hour after drinking the mega clean u will be in a clear window for 5 hours where u will test clean. I've passed 3 tests like this when I was on probation and I stopped smoking 3 days b4 each test.
nikkaz out here MacGuyvering someone else's piss to pass a test
Had this one dude I knew in high school, try to use someone else piss to pass a test to get into the military. nikka still popped positive because the dumbass he got the piss from had smoked too and lied.
@Lucky_Lefty
Studious one
Change names, like change clothes; stay a fly girl
They got the detox bottle of juice that you drink for an hour before, you go for the test. You can find it in any vape shop. It’s usually about $20-$25. I don’t remember the name of it, but I think there’s a dread, or some kind of jazz guy on the front. That works. Best bet is to just drink a lot of water though. If you follow these steps you’ll be good.
If you aren’t going to be watched…
Use someone else’s pee. Put it in a small container. Get some of those handwarming packets from the drugstore. Use the handwarming packets to keep the pee hot. You can also use a cup of McDonald’s/7eleven coffee to keep it warm.
You can fail if you pee too clear or if the temp is wrong.
Easier to go this way.
If it’s a hair test you’re fukked.
Use someone else’s pee. Put it in a small container. Get some of those handwarming packets from the drugstore. Use the handwarming packets to keep the pee hot. You can also use a cup of McDonald’s/7eleven coffee to keep it warm.
You can fail if you pee too clear or if the temp is wrong.
Easier to go this way.
If it’s a hair test you’re fukked.
Studious one
Change names, like change clothes; stay a fly girl
shyt, thanks!
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BigBlackSea
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Megaclean/Qcarbo is just sugar water, with creatine, b12 vitamins. You can get the same results from cranberry juice (or any juice frankly, it'll be cheaper) and an energy drink (they have creatine/B-12). I'd keep the B-12 vitamins for color. Consume creatine and cranberry juice so that the dilution method isn't betrayed by lower levels of sugar and creatine.
I'd also add to workout out up to three days before exam, after that stop completely. Don't do heavy cardio/eat in a caloric surplus. THC is fat soluble, so the molecule is stored in your body fat, unlike most other drugs which are water soluble, which is why you can do cocaine/heroin/alcohol days before and pass, while weed stays in your system for longer. If you start breaking down fat, the THC will show in your urine.
Lucky_Lefty
Dreams Are Colder Than Death...
Seen a dude at MEPS pop so much niacin his piss came out blue once. I got a dude to piss in a rubber once and I taped a needle around my finger to pop it open once when I was a Private in the Army. Had to do what I had to do cause we had a bunch of old cacs who lived for busting black folks and kicking them out.nikkaz out here MacGuyvering someone else's piss to pass a test
Had this one dude I knew in high school, try to use someone else piss to pass a test to get into the military. nikka still popped positive because the dumbass he got the piss from had smoked too and lied.
@Lucky_Lefty
The only way to truly screw these test over is to consume so much water that you dilute the sample and can claim false positive. They’ll ask you to do it again but at least by then you’ve had enough time do other stuff to beat it. The only drawback is water intoxication.
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This is the answer, I wish I would use some one else’s piss
Fukk pills and drinking a gallon of water this is the sure fire solution. I have never failed a drug test using this.
It's illegal in Nevada for being any business outside of heavy machinery to test for thc
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I’ve never passed a drug test with a 1 day window..
this is the last thing you should do OP