How to pass a drug test, marijuana, urine test

[Willie]

Take them warm water. I’ve passed every Pisa test from civilian to military with this tactic. If you wanna get freaky with it add a drop of yellow food coloring in the water

Also make sure it’s WARM water. Keep it tucked next to your gangster so it kinda mimics your body heat

I’ve seen nikkas take hot ass water or cold water and fukk themselves over

You’re welcome

 

[The Realist Perspective]

OP is the type of breh that tells others that they need to have self accountability when they mess up

Now he's in here yelling about HALP

It’s not for me

 

[BunchePark]

Get some clean piss

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Buy fake piss. It’s the easiest and most reliable way to pass.

 

[JP_614]

Last time used last Sunday.

Drug test is next Tuesday.

Approx 100-150 MG ingested.

fukking help.

Get some fake urine my man they sell em at smoke shops dress presentable like you working in a office when you take the test pass with flying colors.

 

[BunchePark]

nikka get a travel kit for toiletries at Walmart

And get one of the clear bottle and get some clean piss from a non smoker

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

WARNING: DO NOT TAKE TOO MUCH OF THIS OVER THE COUNTER VITAMIN BECAUSE IT WILL KILL YOU.

Spoiler: That said… in a pinch, here’s what you do

Niacin, aka Vitamin B3 burns fat. Fat is where the weed you ingested is stored. How much you can safely take depends on your body weight, but you want to take more than the “allowed” amount daily until the day before your test.

Here’s how much you can safely take per day:

Serious side effects are most likely if you take between 2,000 to 6,000 mg of niacin a day.

Niacin

Learn how the body uses this supplement and how it might help manage cholesterol.

www.mayoclinic.org

Each pill is 500 mg, so you can probably do 3 the first day and gradually scale up until the day before your test. You’ll feel the burn all over your body and that’s when you know it’s working. Drink a gallon of water throughout the day to flush the burned fat and THC out of you.

DO NOT DO THIS BEFORE GOING TO SLEEP.

DO NOT EXCEED 1500 mg ON DAY 1!!! DONT EVER BE STUPID AND TAKE MORE THAN 2000 mg on any given day. Read this below for how that ends.

Beating the urine drug test – a case report on niacin toxicity - PMC

Niacin is a form of vitamin B3 which is used for the medical treatment of hyperlipidemia and niacin deficiency. However, within the last few years, it is being advertised on the Internet as a quick way to detoxify the human body in an attempt to ...

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

This trick worked for me and my knucklehead friends when we would get “randomly tested” monthly while in the Navy and we all smoked weed regularly. We would typically get at least a day’s notice before testing.

Again only use this method during the day. If you ever feel like you took too much (difficulty breathing, swelling, etc.) go to an ER. Good luck.

 

[UNATTACHED]

If you end up not using fake piss make sure you start pissing in the cup mid stream. The first urine that comes out is more concentrated

 

[Swirv]

Last time used last Sunday.

Drug test is next Tuesday.

Approx 100-150 MG ingested.

fukking help.

Drink lots of water and vigorous cardio for at least 2 hours a day leading up to test day. If you are severely overweight, this might not work. If they do a hair test you’re screwed.

I employed this method several times and it worked for me in the last.

 

[Another Man]

Use another mans dikk

 

[JetFueledThoughts]

''If you fail to plan ahead, Your planning to fail''

Get the fukk outta here with this 3rd grade teacher ass phrase

Buncha fukkin hall monitors in here.

OP I haven’t had to take a drug test since 2016, but a few things I did that have worked for me:


- Detox drinks : go to your local smoke shop and see what brands they have, then cross reference it w/ google search to see which ones you think are most effective, you’ll have to pick the one you trust. But I’m 3/3 on using detox drinks to mask the THC in urine. Make sure you follow the instructions as closely as possible

- Use someone else’s pee : This one is probably the toughest, as it needs to be the right temperature. You’ll need to get a travel shampoo bottle and some of those heated back pads that Shaq advertises (can get em at CVS for like $12). Have a clean friend pee in it, then almost immediately wrap the bottle in one of those heat wraps and stick it between your junk (suggest wearing compression shorts as underwear). You have to make sure the temp stays close to 98-101, that’s usually what comes outta the body at. If you don’t have it heated and you give em the piss at like 89 degrees, they will know something is up. Also, this plan goes out the window if they have someone watch you piss like on a probation meeting. If you go to a Diagnostics center, they just send you to the bathroom and you’re good. I’m 1/1 on this method, and it’s what I chose for the most important test I ever took.



Good luck

 

[Dameon Farrow]

Supposedly taking high doses of niacin clears the stuff out of your system in no time flat. Since it's water soluble your system passes it out long before it can be anywhere near toxic.

Have I tried it? Yes. Came back negative. It had been 3 days and it wasn't even half a joint. Not sure how that translates to MG.

I was young and dumb. The best bet is to just not use if there is a risk of routine testing. Some jobs only test you when they are hiring you.

 

[Luke Cage]

Easy way to pass a drug test is to not to do drugs.

 

[GreenGhxst]

Use Quickfix or Monkeywhiz

My homie that was on probation used Monkeywhizz and passed every test

You can also take a chance and burn it off, I believe you still have time

Especially if before that you hadn't done marijuana for a while

It also sounds like you ingested it, which probably means it leaves your system faster

Just hop on a strict diet and do two a days at the gym until then

 

[Doobie Doo]

I used to have these issues then I joined IT and they don't drug test