How to pass a drug test, marijuana, urine test

Admiral Ackbar

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Are you on probation?

Social worker here. Probation tests have a big testing window. You're screwed.
 

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Go to your local shop that sells everything smoking related and talk to them. They have drinks and pills that will make you pee clean.
 

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This is the way:to:
 

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synthetic urine from a smoke shop and follow the directions…
 

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Sparingly. Probably once or twice a week. Max 50 mg in that span. STIM was feeling themselves and sought god through the 100-150 MG ingestion in one sitting.

Once or twice a week isn't sparingly. :pachaha:

Drink a lot of water over the weekend to keep your liver flushed. Since THC is stored in fat cells, don't exercise at all over the weekend. Working out will break fat cells down and will release THC into your system more.

Don't take your drop 1st thing in the morning, wait until noon. The morning of your test, drink plenty of water and cup of coffee, to get a flow of clean urine going. Before the test, drink Gatorade and ginger ale for the electrolytes and to darken your urine.
 

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Workout hard everyday, drink nothing but water (a lot, constantly), with some creatine added so you’re not completely flushed. Hope you don’t have a lot of fat to store it, and so you can have the excuse to say you use creatine.

Or get some synthetic and hope for the best
 
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