Certo jel
How to pass a drug test, marijuana, urine test
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Yagirlcheatinonus
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Those piss test can detect if it’s room temperature
I have used those. They come with hand warmers .
They work
24 Hr. Finesse
Pro
Coming out of lurker mode to help. Been there back when I was working 9 to 5s and know people who've done this in the last decade
If you can, get clean urine from a healthy dude your age or get the fake drug test penis they probably still sell in high times express delivered....
Find a smoke or "head" shop in your area, they will likely have tea, pills, or powder that will mask your urine so you can pass the test, it will may be kinda expensive.
IF YOU DO FAIL THE TEST... Dispute the test by telling the proctor (who will likely call to inform you) that there must be some mistake and that you don't use cannabis. Tell them you the only drugs you take are Tylenol, ibuprofen,Advil etc REGULARLY and Tylenol Pm nightly to go to sleep. They come up as false positives for thc all the time. Your test should be labeled inconclusive and you probably won't have to retest
Good luck
If you can, get clean urine from a healthy dude your age or get the fake drug test penis they probably still sell in high times express delivered....
Find a smoke or "head" shop in your area, they will likely have tea, pills, or powder that will mask your urine so you can pass the test, it will may be kinda expensive.
IF YOU DO FAIL THE TEST... Dispute the test by telling the proctor (who will likely call to inform you) that there must be some mistake and that you don't use cannabis. Tell them you the only drugs you take are Tylenol, ibuprofen,Advil etc REGULARLY and Tylenol Pm nightly to go to sleep. They come up as false positives for thc all the time. Your test should be labeled inconclusive and you probably won't have to retest
Good luck
Kyle C. Barker
Migos VERZUZ Mahalia Jackson
OP is the type of breh that tells others that they need to have self accountability when they mess up
Now he's in here yelling about HALP
SuaveyBoi115
All Star
Kyle C. Barker
Migos VERZUZ Mahalia Jackson
Gnc has some sort of detox drink that'll clear you up but it'll turn your piss green.
WhatsGoodTy
Ya feel me
OP just charge it to the game that job is over for you.
Apple cider vinegar water. Add some to those cheap water bottles and drink some before (like 12 hrs) before test.Last time used last Sunday.
Drug test is next Tuesday.
Approx 100-150 MG ingested.
fukking help.
I did this once. Smoked on a Wednesday and passed a test on a Friday.
But I wasn’t a heavy smoker.
Lololol, good luck.
lespaulultra3
All Star
A smoke shop i know sells something that you drink and you piss clean for 5 hours. Anyone ever use that?
Womb Raider
5* Gooneral
You have a few options:
1. Certo method
2. Q Carbo
3. use someone else’s piss
good luck breh
1. Certo method
2. Q Carbo
3. use someone else’s piss
good luck breh
NoirDynosaur
Yurrrrrrrrrr
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TheMailMan
All Star
I've seen people use niacin pills to pass. Also had some guys from my CDL class pass the test using some fake piss from the store. They microwaved it for 10 secs before they went in and it worked.
Amerikan Melanin
Veteran
Catch Covid tonite and quarantine and miss the test.
Use some else’s piss.
Use some else’s piss.
