How to PROPERLY apply cologne

[the cool]

I spray on my pubes too

 

[DaRealness]

I just spray all over my upper body.

 

[SATAN]

Only 3 things you need to know about cologne


Never buy cheap shyt.even good brand cheap shyt.

It’s painfully obvious when it’s fake and you smell like a high schooler with a my first cologne package when you rock 40 dollar polo ,C.K, etc etc colognes I don’t give a fukk what anyone says

don’t overspray

Spray neck and wrist

bytches live this cheap shyt

 

[shopthatwrecks]

bytches live this cheap shyt

yeah bytches named gertrude, geraldine..blanche and got damn me joellla

 

[Mowgli]

I put cologne in places the ladies typically don't lick

My chin hair

The crease behind my ear

My hairline on the back of my neck

My belly button

The crook of my arm

The back of my elbow

My kneecaps

Fingernails

 

[tonyclifton]

bytches live this cheap shyt

the ones at the nursing home when your clocked in maybe

 

[Robo Squirrel]

fukk what that nikka taking about. Real nikkas do the spray and walk through

 

[Robo Squirrel]

neck and wrist...then I spray a light mist and normally walk thru it lol

cats tried to clown me on another forum and said that I was twirling thru the mist lmaoooooooooo

 

[SATAN]

yeah bytches named gertrude, geraldine..blanche and got damn me joellla

the ones at the nursing home when your clocked in maybe

Either y'all don't really interact with women a lot, or you're just dap fishing


The scent that a woman likes doesn't change with age.

I'd break it down further but

 

[Robo Squirrel]

I read the thread and immediately thought of the style og

I actually thought I hit a fresh lil channel but some of his shyt is corny as fukk. Especially his dressing tips shyt.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Either y'all don't really interact with women a lot, or you're just dap fishing


The scent that a woman likes doesn't change with age.

I'd break it down further but

I dunno wtf you're talking about so please by all means.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

I put cologne in places the ladies typically don't lick

My chin hair

The crease behind my ear

My hairline on the back of my neck

My belly button

Yeah, the last time I checked cologne tastes like cologne and I usually end up getting some neck action. I always wondered if they can taste it.

 

[tonyclifton]

Either y'all don't really interact with women a lot, or you're just dap fishing


The scent that a woman likes doesn't change with age.

I'd break it down further but

lol I was just playing

but if we really wanna talk about scent

ain’t no cologne that can match having a good natural scent. Pheromones and shyt


We are much more primal than we think

 

[Mowgli]

Yeah, last time I check cologne tastes like cologne and usually get some neck action. I always wondered if they can taste it.

 

[Robo Squirrel]

Man, is that Eddie Murphy?