How to Talk Dirty 101??

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That talkin dirty don't work for me. Especially when she wants me to get all descriptive. I shouldn't have to feel like reaching for a thesaurus while up in them walls.

I've found what I'm good at tho and what the girl likes is when I give her some rules and instructions in a smooth yet assertive voice.

"Who told you to move ya hands, I told you to hold ya legs up didn't I?" :birdman:

"You better take all of it girl this what you wanted right"

Then my go to that puts me in :noah: Mode

"Put your hand down there an play with that p*ssy"

Watching her play with it :lupe: while I beat it up...:ohlawd: I don't think I've last past 10 pumps after those visuals :whew:
 
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neko_804 said:
When she giving head be like "damn you ain't got no table manners" works for me everytime:smugbiden:
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When i'm getting head, i'll say shyt like "yeah suck that dikk", "play with my nuts and lick them". I'll start running my fingers though her hair, massage the back of her head, ask her if she likes that. Then start tightening my grip, and pulling the hair a little harder, close to the scalp, and begin to slowly face fukking her, ask "how bout now, you like that". I usually get that muffled "mhmm", and then the throat fukking/gagging begins. Thats when she gets all turnt up and talking shyt "fukk me now, etc."

When fukking i usually only talk shyt when hitting it doggy. I pull the hair, wrap it around my fist once twice (depending on length), lean over her and whisper some shyt into her left ear, while either holding her hair or neck with with my right hand.

Honestly, you can really say anything it just depends on the context and what your doing along with saying it. Like Chris Rock joked, if you sheepishly ask a girl to lick your balls, you'll be licking your own. Tell her to lick them balls, and you'll be :noah:
 
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Mojo said:
That talkin dirty don't work for me. Especially when she wants me to get all descriptive. I shouldn't have to feel like reaching for a thesaurus while up in them walls.

I've found what I'm good at tho and what the girl likes is when I give her some rules and instructions in a smooth yet assertive voice.

"Who told you to move ya hands, I told you to hold ya legs up didn't I?" :birdman:

"You better take all of it girl this what you wanted right"

Then my go to that puts me in :noah: Mode

"Put your hand down there an play with that p*ssy"

Watching her play with it :lupe: while I beat it up...:ohlawd: I don't think I've last past 10 pumps after those visuals :whew:
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You don't have to get that detailed.
 
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dirty talk 100 percent of time means there are issues at hand.

I mean I can see 25-30 percent of the time but like really talking dirty every time you have sex is kinda :patrice:



Especially if its your girl:sadcam:
 
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Commander in Chiefin said:
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Thats-Gold-Jerry-Gold-Kenny-Bania-Seinfeld-Quote.gif


When i'm getting head, i'll say shyt like "yeah suck that dikk", "play with my nuts and lick them". I'll start running my fingers though her hair, massage the back of her head, ask her if she likes that. Then start tightening my grip, and pulling the hair a little harder, close to the scalp, and begin to slowly face fukking her, ask "how bout now, you like that". I usually get that muffled "mhmm", and then the throat fukking/gagging begins. Thats when she gets all turnt up and talking shyt "fukk me now, etc."

When fukking i usually only talk shyt when hitting it doggy. I pull the hair, wrap it around my fist once twice (depending on length), lean over her and whisper some shyt into her left ear, while either holding her hair or neck with with my right hand.

Honestly, you can really say anything it just depends on the context and what your doing along with saying it. Like Chris Rock joked, if you sheepishly ask a girl to lick your balls, you'll be licking your own. Tell her to lick them balls, and you'll be :noah:
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Best believe that moment when you grip that hair(or hair hat) it's time to talk that shyt.
 
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Commander in Chiefin said:
When i'm getting head, i'll say shyt like "yeah suck that dikk", "play with my nuts and lick them". I'll start running my fingers though her hair, massage the back of her head, ask her if she likes that. Then start tightening my grip, and pulling the hair a little harder, close to the scalp, and begin to slowly face fukking her, ask "how bout now, you like that". I usually get that muffled "mhmm", and then the throat fukking/gagging begins. Thats when she gets all turnt up and talking shyt "fukk me now, etc."
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At first I read that as "fukking meow" :heh: :dead:

Just make sure you don't ever say some corny ass shyt like 'god bless you for that' or 'atta girl'. Not that I've heard those or anything :skip:
 
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