How to Talk Dirty 101??

[Mr.Plan B]

First time fukking pawg she started to say" fukk me mike fukk me mike!!!"

Her saying my name was the highlight of the night ,and the nut that came after it was so

Last time i smashed i was saying whatever came to mind.

That my p*ssy?Then i repeat it going in her deeper till she say it your p*ssy mike/baby/daddy

"bytch you like that dikk" Don't use this line with black women tho.....
"I love that wet p*ssy"
Also telling the chick to spit on it seem to turn them on.

One thing i wish i could say is "bytch you like that big dikk" but i don't want to say that then she stop what she doing and bust out laughing at me. So im keep that one to myself

 

[KOOL-AID]

 

[Willie]

This post remind me of this

Have we met?

You know me well...



That's one of my go to moves.

 

[tonyclifton]

It's different for everyone but I have perfected It

I'll say a lil bit at first like

I love fukkin you

Ima lick your clit till your fukkin legs tremble


Then she starts talking and I go with


Shut the fukk up and let me fukk you and smack her ass so hard it looks like hellboy did it


Turns her all the way up


She ends up

I walk out grab a beer and

 

[Milk N Cookies]

I'm rubbish with the dirty talk lol.. so to make up for it, i feed off of what she says and I translate it physically, be it getting a little rough or not, spanking, biting etc. shyt even my low moans seems to be enough.. just keep at it breh

 

[Sterling Archer]

There's a time when im all for it and it comes naturally. You cant talk shyt EVERY night with the same girl (you can with different girls though) it loses its potency. I just need to have the same vibe in that particular moment otherwise it will annoy the shyt out of me like "Girl shut the fukk up, goddamn!"

Spoiler

Which ironically, is the way it starts when I AM in the mood for it. Im more about responding physically to her body's reactions than talking. Im a biter and firm gripper.

 

[Astroslik]

Lol.


K

You're a fakkit for that

Don't ask me why, you know

 

[MrFettuccinnePockets]

You're a fakkit for that

Don't ask me why, you know

You telling nikkas the size of ya dikk but im the faq?

Lol



K.

 

[Rack4K]

When she giving head be like "damn you ain't got no table manners" works for me everytime

A wesley pipes classic right there

 

[Astroslik]

You telling nikkas the size of ya dikk but im the faq?

Lol



K.

I'm comfortable with my sexuality

You seem confused with yours

 

[KlinicalCynic]

At first I read that as "fukking meow"

Just make sure you don't ever say some corny ass shyt like 'god bless you for that' or 'atta girl'. Not that I've heard those or anything

I long to penetrate your supple crevice

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

I long to penetrate your supple crevice

Don't change your game on me baby. You always know exactly what to say .

 

[KlinicalCynic]

Don't change your game on me baby. You always know exactly what to say .

yo mouf. dis dikk. holla!

*snaps and points*

 

[BillCosbyAteMyHomework]

yo mouf. dis dikk. holla!

*snaps and points*

Anytime you want. You know that

 

[Groanman]

I'd talk just to irritate you and see where it lead.

I wanna taste you.