how to throw a girl in a tizzy who wants to talk astrology 101

[SuaveyBoi115]

I don’t even entertain chicks that take this seriously. Once they start mentioning “I’m a Aries moon rising star” bullshyt I run……..

 

[General Mills]

Women throw that shyt in the bushes for nikkas they really like…

yup


My old ex one day when we were new sent me a horoscope that said our two signs were extremely compatible and this was proof that we were going to be a great fit

2 years later when the relationship was officially over I said remember that horseshyt about the horoscopes?


She said that she looked for three days until she found one that said we were compatible. Then once she found that she latched onto it. Of course in her mind the 5 terabytes of horoscopes saying we would be terrible together no longer mattered.

All the other ones said we would be a train wreck. So I told her I now believe in horoscopes. She got really mad

 

[010101]

science .v.s. superstition*

 

[Dont@Me]

I don’t even entertain chicks that take this seriously. Once they start mentioning “I’m a Aries moon rising star” bullshyt I run……..

how? you just stripped away 90% of females from your dating pool.

 

[Dont@Me]

yup


My old ex one day when we were new sent me a horoscope that said our two signs were extremely compatible and this was proof that we were going to be a great fit

2 years later when the relationship was officially over I said remember that horseshyt about the horoscopes?


She said that she looked for three days until she found one that said we were compatible. Then once she found that she latched onto it. Of course in her mind the 5 terabytes of horoscopes saying we would be terrible together no longer mattered.

All the other ones said we would be a train wreck. So I told her I now believe in horoscopes. She got really mad

breh


this is like a mind fukk fantasy for me

 

[Sadbrownsfan]

Dumb bytches Not dating someone over a sign is right up there with the dumb bytches that don’t date men with androids

Let it all out

 

[SuaveyBoi115]

how? you just stripped away 90% of females from your dating pool.

Luckily not all the chicks I’ve dealt with that was into astrology were serious about it. They didn’t based their whole persona on their zodiac sign. Also I’m picky af anyway.

 

[High Art]

She's going to be online all night looking for your date of birth. Do background check and everything. Just saying.

 

[KingsOfKings]

breh

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

What a stupid ass thread

 

[skokiaan]

had one who was deep into that shyt..hated that bytch, couldnt stand her for 5 minutes..suffered pre and post nut clarity around her...a breh was starving at the time and she provided the convinience i needed...she had ass nice ass too