this takes me back to when i was a teacher and i had gone to this girl's house cause i felt she wasn't reachin her full potential. i remember her telling me that her family was from europe or somewhere and she didn't know i was coming over there. i got to this rundown building and the lights was barely working like some shyt out a horror movie. then i go up to their floor and the elevator door opened and i went over to the correct door and knocked. some dude immediately started cussin me out in a heavy accent that i couldn't place so i walked off and said 'a$$hole' under my breath, and i used a slur reserved for europeans that i'm not proud of, though i'm also not ashamed.
brehs, when i got halfway, i heard a door fly open and, i kid you not, three hairy-ass dudes came gallopin out like some fukkin ponies. they looked like gypsies but they were on all fours like them people on that tv show that got posted here before and they was chargin at me, cussin cause they'd heard me use the slur. i was at the elevator pressing the shyt out the button and looking back and it was slow as fukk comin up. i was shook brehs, but eventually i remembered an old wives tale and threw down some rice on the ground and they had to stop to count it just as the elevator opened up. and this shyt almost made me stop being a teacher altogether after it happened.