How would you play it? Robbing an escorts tricks

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Basically the neighbor down the hall is an escort..we're cool..I go over there sometimes..but I usually sit outside her house and use her Internet..the other day a trick left her house and I was right behind the corner..now I'm trying to think of a way of robbing these tricks..there's cameras in the lobby downstairs..so of course the police are gonna think it was done by someone who lives here..me and her are cool and I don't want her to lose business cuz her tricks aren't gonna come back, and she won't be able to pay rent..

But will they come back? I'm hoping so..

I dunno..what would y'all do?

You wouldn't happen to work for law enforcement would you? Are you setting up stings to catch would be robbers?

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

I've been to prison..

nikka you get a dap for that... u about to go back my nikka

I wanna buy ur cd now tho...cuz that shyt just made ur album mo realer

 

[Legendinmyownmind]

you really miss cooking batch that much? They sell ramen and all the fixings at the grocery store

 

[observe]

nikka you get a dap for that... u about to go back my nikka

I wanna buy ur cd now tho...cuz that shyt just made ur album mo realer

Go back for what..I ain't getting caught..I'm a mastermind now..before up I was just a dumb kid

 

[Chesirecatdaddy]

you really miss cooking batch that much? They sell ramen and all the fixings at the grocery store

throw some doritos in the ramen ..use very very little water

throw some doritos in the jack mac


getting brolic off them honeybuns n peanut butter

 

[b@squ1@t]

 

[observe]

you really miss cooking batch that much? They sell ramen and all the fixings at the grocery store

I know..when I'm hungry and don't feel like ordering pizza ..I walk to the store..cop ramen, beef jerky and hot Cheetos

 

[The Burger King]

What type of jobs/careers do these tricks have?

 

[observe]

Lol i never robbed anyone nor do I own a gun..I just know how to rob cuz I've been robbed a bunch of times..I've learnt from the best..even tho I don't know who they are..thx y'all

 

[observe]

Actually I did try to rob an old white man but it went wrong..I let him go and he ran screaming up the street..

 

[Legendinmyownmind]

dumb thread but it gave me the inspiration to cook batch tmrw

 

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A thread like this could come back to haunt you. If I were you I'd dead it now. Afterall, you are just joking.

 

[observe]

dumb thread but it gave me the inspiration to cook batch tmrw

I put mayo in mine

 

[Legendinmyownmind]

I put mayo in mine

disgusting. I hate mayo though. Seeing as how I actually have appliances I upgraded my recipe from how I did it in jail.

Sautee some pepperoni, sausage, and chicken first. My secret is to season all that shyt with some of the seasoning from a packet of chili ramen (cajun chicken works too) then heat up some chili and mix all everything in there. Cook up your ramen and then mix everything together with some jalapeno cheese. you gotta get that cheap processed cheese thats in a can in the chip aisle though otherwise it's not the same. Frito makes it or some shyt. Mix all that and then garnish with some chips. They had these BBQ corn chips in jail that I've never seen anywhere else. I've legit though about hitting up somebody I know in jail when they only got a week or 2 left and put money on their books so they can bring me a few bags of those chips. Otherwise I use the nacho doritos.

Got damn I haven't had batch in years, last time I got locked up was like 3 years ago almost and I've got my shyt together now (read: not thinking about robbing dudes already taking an L for paying for p*ssy) but I do miss batch. Sorry to hijack your thread but I'm hungry as hell and I'm trying to inspire you to cook up some ghetto gourmet instead of robbing these sorry ass dudes. After a bowl of this shyt you'll be thinking about a nap instead of robbery

 

[observe]

disgusting. I hate mayo though. Seeing as how I actually have appliances I upgraded my recipe from how I did it in jail.

Sautee some pepperoni, sausage, and chicken first. My secret is to season all that shyt with some of the seasoning from a packet of chili ramen (cajun chicken works too) then heat up some chili and mix all everything in there. Cook up your ramen and then mix everything together with some jalapeno cheese. you gotta get that cheap processed cheese thats in a can in the chip aisle though otherwise it's not the same. Frito makes it or some shyt. Mix all that and then garnish with some chips. They had these BBQ corn chips in jail that I've never seen anywhere else. I've legit though about hitting up somebody I know in jail when they only got a week or 2 left and put money on their books so they can bring me a few bags of those chips. Otherwise I use the nacho doritos.

Got damn I haven't had batch in years, last time I got locked up was like 3 years ago almost and I've got my shyt together now (read: not thinking about robbing dudes already taking an L for paying for p*ssy) but I do miss batch. Sorry to hijack your thread but I'm hungry as hell and I'm trying to inspire you to cook up some ghetto gourmet instead of robbing these sorry ass dudes. After a bowl of this shyt you'll be thinking about a nap instead of robbery

Damn sounds good..other people just made spreads (you call it batch) for us..I was really never that good..but when they put the canned tuna in..shyt was the best