How would you solve the immigration situation?

Lurkio

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illegal w a criminal background :camby:

Illegal who hasn’t been here more than 15-20 yrs :camby:


Illegal who can’t speak English :camby:

Then tighten up the border and offer border agents 80k a year


That’s a start at least
 

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:youngsabo:There is no solution that is remotely viable or w/o massive consequences, placed on here. But the real question: why care so much to uphold an evil empire? Master don't care about you.
 
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Huh... we're citizens who have been here since the usa's founding. illegals are not :yeshrug:
You can say that with your chest out in 2023, ask a black person who grew up back then how they were treated by cacs and I guarantee it would be closer to how you feel about illegals today. Criminals are criminals no matter if they’re homegrown or foreign so that’s a straw man
 

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Asylum is you're running from war, someone obviously trying to kill you, or some environmental catastrophe so you ask for entry to a country/place where that shyt isn't happening.

Amnesty is just a pardon for crimes.
tell that ted...ahem.. rafael cruz daddy....
 

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Stop all immigration period. Even work visas until every immigrant is accounted for. Those here illegally would be deported if they had a criminal history here or in their homeland.

Anyone caught crossing illegally during this time will be put on work detail for free for a period of 5 years. Men and women. Kids will be put in an orphanage.

After that all immigration will only be allowed with the required paperwork and sponsors.

Make speaking English mandatory to get a work visa. They would have to take an English proficiency test.

Fine employers who pay under the table.

Take out ESL classes in public schools. Parent would have to learn the language and teach their children on their own time. If your kid fails that’s on y’all.

Step 1) Open up Ford , gm , and Boeing factories in El Salvador, Honduras, and Guatemala. Offer initial set up costs and tax incentives to companies that do so .

Step 2) Then immediately lift the silly sanctions on Venezuela.

Step 3) deport everyone from the above countries , but offer the deportees first dibs on the new jobs in their homelands. Then offer No more immigration trails in the US. Refer them to offices in their home countries if they have a legitimate refugee or asylum claim. (But I suspect they won't anymore)

Step 4) For bonus points , you can place one Intel factory on Haiti on the opposite side of port au prince and then immediately give Kenya 0.01% of the US defence budget to lay siege to the gangs in Port au prince.






These steps would quite literally double the gdp(s) of these nations and stop people from coming here. The idea is to fix the places these people are coming from so that there is no incentive to come to america.

And I doubt this would cost more than 5bil to do, which is nothing when compare to the US national budget. It'll cost far less than any immigration steps within the US .

I like both of these plans :ehh:
 

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Franchise the US. Get down or lay down.

For a percentage, we’ll build your country up to US standards and now your country is a state and part of the US and must run your government, etc., accordingly to our rules.

Your resources?

:birdman:

What resources nikka? Be happy with that lifestyle and eat your McDonald’s.
 

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go to the root of the problem which is "why are they fleeing their countries?".
 

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If America was serious about ending illegal immigration, it would end tonight at 12:00am

fact is, this is a capitalist country through and through and it runs on cheap labor
those people breaking their backs for better life to get here would jump at that opportunity.
until I see the average anti-immigrant willing to go to those fields picking tomatoes for .98cent/hour
it will continue
 
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