Lewis Black
Superstar
15 year old: We was 2 blocks from coppin dust, we use to hop the bus 
20 year old me: Now look dog aint nobody hot as us
15: year old me: Girls, they gotta rush?
20 year old me: shyt, they gotta blush, Wanna go in the mall just to shop with us

20 year old me: Now look dog aint nobody hot as us

15: year old me: Girls, they gotta rush?

20 year old me: shyt, they gotta blush, Wanna go in the mall just to shop with us


the 15 year old me
and 
then
lastly 
"
...cuz he ain't shyt now

and
just for good measure, you know how 15 year olds are.