Huge crew of elk beating down your block
- Thread starter hood b. goode
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Kenny West
Veteran
The dogs on that block are slacking
Humans - “
These Elk are all over our neighborhood 
”
Elk - “No.
You’re in ours 
”
These Elk are all over our neighborhood ”Elk - “No.
You’re in ours ”Dem313wayz
Superstar
Yo that's the first thing I thought to myself also
Mating season?
these people just live in the forest
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Them elks are his now. Get an elk farm going. Milk them. Advertise the milk as premium sh1t only the best of the best consume for nutrition. Sell the meat as a replacement for regular meat. Sponsor a barbecue feast in the neighborhood. Be seen as a god amongst men. Look up to the sky. Bless the name of the lord of all the worlds for bestowing unto you a gift like no other. Don’t worry. The government will leave you be. Them elks came looking for you. So yes. They are yours. I said it.
levitate
I love you, you know.
We’d be eating elk meat tonight.
904Lurker
R.I.P Young Dolph
Estes Park is beautiful
….you think people eating Elk meat is a new thing?
Canada Goose
Pooping on your head :umad:
One of those Elk once ate one of my goslings 
Them Elk big as hell had to charge that little nikka to the game
Them Elk big as hell had to charge that little nikka to the game
Roger king
Superstar
A good butcher knife, hot water, gutting and you get fresh piece of meat to feed on better than this processed junk food crap the fast foods sell
Piff Perkins
Veteran
Damn Envy got elks flipping houses too.