Before I broke my V-Card this one big chick in Highschool sat on my lap end of Term in the 10th Grade.
This big bytch smelled niiiiiiicee

........she was so fukking heavy

...........I think I strained a dikk muscle with her heavy ass snuffing the shyt out of my Boner, man. Wrapped my arms around what I could hold, face pressed into her cushy ass back, biting at that fukking bra strap

and she'd try and elbow me in the head to stop while laughing.
Ain't never had NO lapdance or non sexual stimulation from a female that ever beat that shyt, Ever.
Remember when she finished playing and wanted to move..had a brother like.

Got hit with that premature, but I did not give a solid fukk. Precursor to that Big Girl CowGirl shyt.
