Hulk Hogan Says He Wanted To Be A Heel Vs Ultimate Warrior at WM VI

[Black White Sox Hat]

These are the tales the Hogan tales
These are the tales that i tell so well
You dont like my rasslin raps you can go to hell
cuz hulk hogan on the mic tellin Hulk tales

H-O-G-A-N fukk with me wind up like that dude that told me to be a man/
haters mad at my 24s they cant reach my stature/mad they aint got a back powered by nasa/your work rate might be faster but my finish was cleaner/u jabronis lucky i aint ever have that match with john cener/i would have carried that boy turned his ass into a legend/but god layed some heavy shyt on me,brother guess to teach me a lesson/
all these people that think think im lying they aint nothing but marks/old,bitter and tired like that little weasel bret hart/ive never told a lie you can even ask mean gene/i shot dice in barcelona with the dream team

these are the tales the hogan tales
these are the tales that i tell so well
you dont like my rasslin raps you can go to hell
cuz hulk hogan on the mic tellin hulk tales

 

[Scotch Hall]

Get this old nikka out of here man, dude is going senile.

respect the goat breh

in the past, he has said that andre the giant was 700 lbs in their match at mania 3, he has said that andre died that year(when he lived 6 more years, give r take) he claims to have wrestled infront of 100,000 people in america, (closest he ever got was 93 k, and thats a a kayfabe number) in just about every interview he says something that is so exagerated its stupid, but then again, its wrestling were talking about here

so we gonna act like Hogan didn't draw 300,000 people to see him military press slam 11 ft 1900 pound Andrea
so we gonna act like Andrea didn't pass out after heat exhaustion and water dyhadration after the match and his kindneys failed which lead to cardiac arrest, and he was revived three times and passed one final time

Dude got surgery on his hip, back, & knee.

Someone tell the doc to fix his fukking head next.

so we gonna act like this now

 

[I-Hate-You]

My boy Scotch with that trill

 

[Scotch Hall]

he mentioned something about stone cold retiring at wrestlemania 15 instead of 19 or some shyt like that

so we gonna act like Austin didn't retire after wrestlemania 15? what noteworthy stuff did he do after that

He also said that Metallica wanted him to join them and that the Mtl screw job happened at a Wrestlemania.

He would have brought Metallica out to the mainstream we really gonna act like Hogan makin stuff up now?
How Shawn gon remember when he fought Bret, when dude said the ring wasn't big enough for the heartbreak kid and shawn michaels while talking to Stone Cold and how can you believe what Vince tells you. I don't remember a WrestleMania 20, they st8 skipped that and went to WM21. How can they have WM1 in 1985 and have a WM20 in 2004 don't make no sense

He wanted to overhead press Andre the Giant at WrestleMania III but Andre was afraid of heights...

so now we makin stuff up now, hogan been military press slam n1gga

 

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

I only opened this thread hoping there was solid @Hollywood Hogan fukkery, I was not disappointed

 

[Metta World Movement]

Sometimes I'm glad to see nikkas go in on this senile clown for his ducktales

.....then I remember how much we all gonna cry like bytches when he dies .....and y'all KNOW IT

 

[NYChase718]

HERE'S ME THINKIN' ALL YER VOTES WASHED UP ONNA SHORES OF DETROIT, CUZ YER RETARD SON DID HIS BEST TO DESTORY THE GREAT 'MERICAN AUTO INDUSTRY ONE CAR AT A TIME

:nickhogan:

HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

I only opened this thread hoping there was solid @Hollywood Hogan fukkery, I was not disappointed

DON'T CALL MY NAME IN VAIN FOR I SHALL APPEAR
AND YOUR LIVEST WRESTLERS WILL BE SLAIN RIGHT HERE
BROTHER!

 

[Scotch Hall]

DON'T CALL MY NAME IN VAIN FOR I SHALL APPEAR
AND YOUR LIVEST WRESTLERS WILL BE SLAIN RIGHT HERE
BROTHER!

I love this man
mention me hulk, mention me hulk

Ain't no other kings in this wwf thang
They siblings, nothing but my children
one hulk up and they dissapearin

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

PICTURE ME WRESTLIN'!

 

[Miss Elizabeth]

PICTURE ME WRESTLIN'!

2pac-Tupac Picture Me Rollin - YouTube

Can I show the picture of your little friend?

and I'm not talking about Hornswoggle.

 

[Psychosis]

Hulk is catfishing the world, brother

He knows what he's doing. Dude is an old school carny. Its like he's trying to outwork God.

Spoiler

 

[Miss Elizabeth]

He knows what he's doing. Dude is an old school carny. Its like he's trying to outwork God.

Spoiler

He is catfishing the public.

You all actually think the bulge is real.
I have pics pre 1984 that proves otherwise.

 

[Gang$tarr]

LEMME TELL YOU BROTHERS SOMETHING ABOUT THE BUSINESS, BROTHER! WHEN I WAS SMARTENED UP AND TRAINED, KAYFABE WAS STILL ALIVE AND WELL, DUDE! AND THE NUMBER ONE RULE OF PRO WRESTLING IS TO ALWAYS PUT THE BUSINESS OVER, JACK! LEMME ADMIT SOMETHING HERE, MEAN GENE! I'M NOT REALLY CLOSE PERSONAL FRIENDS WITH SYLVESTER STALLONE, CHAMP! I HELPED HIM GET THE ROCKY FRANCHISE OVER, BUT I DON'T REALLY HANG OUT WITH THE GUY, BROTHER! BUT I TELL PEOPLE THAT I'M IN THE CUT WITH CELEBRITIES BECAUSE IT MAKES WRESTLING LOOK LIKE MORE OF A BIG DEAL, DUDE! IT HELPS TO LEGITIMIZE THE IMAGE YOU HAVE OF WRESTLING IN YOUR MIND, JACK! THIS IS WHY THE OLD GUYS LIKE ME AND FLABBY 'N RIC ARE ALWAYS SLIGHTLY EXAGGERATING THINGS, BROTHER! WE WERE TAUGHT SOME LESSONS THAT THESE KIDS TODAY AREN'T BEING TAUGHT BECAUSE VINCE KILLED KAYFABE, DUDE! HOW DOES CM PUNK GOING ON THESE TALK SHOWS AND SAYING "OH I JUST PLAY A CHARACTER" HELP PUT BUTTS IN SEATS, BROTHER? HOW DOES THAT DRAW, DUDE?

THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO, BROTHER! GREATNESS WILL DIE WITH MY GENERATION OF WRESTLERS, JACK! AND THAT'S A MOTHERfukkING SHOOT!

Hogan neva lie

 

[krackdagawd]

respect the goat breh

I do respect him but that's not who we are talking about in this thread. :ppvbro: