hypothetical: anybody into the robbery game?

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dsiclaimer: everything posted in this thread is fiction and not usable in a court of law.

anybody into the aremd robbery game? stores or people? you robbed a dealer before? tell some fictional stories if you know what i mean. all duck tales will be negged tho.
I've dealt with robbery victims. True story.

Me: So what happened?
Victim: I was trying to help this young woman out. She's a single mother and all. I thought I would help her out and buy a new mattress for her daughter. So I delivered it and then I got robbed.
Me: Do you know who it was?
Victim: I don't know who he was.

....more questions and answers...

Me: How do you know this woman?
Victim: <pauses> She's a dancer.
...

Long story short, old white dude in his 50s buys a new mattress for a stripper in her 20s trying to look like a nice guy (or whatever else). He delivers it to her apartment and then gets jumped by her boyfriend and robbed. He got cut by a knife during the robbery. It was a staged robbery.
 

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one of my peoples used to be an armed robber....stories for days..... I helped him out once as a last minute stand in....told the story before....

not a life I would reccomend
 

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I remember back in 97/98 me and my friends from my hood went to a clothing store 30 deep and robbed the place , the whole hood was sporting Ice berg , avirex & pelle pelle that winter :ahh: , I don't think nikkas could get away with some shyt like that now a days though with all the technology advancement :pachaha:
 

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Balaclava, wear layers so you can't be identified by body shape, target shops that ain't on the high street, have your back route escape planned, don't brag about it after the hypothetical fact.
 

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dsiclaimer: everything posted in this thread is fiction and not usable in a court of law. :umad:

anybody into the aremd robbery game? stores or people? you robbed a dealer before? tell some fictional stories if you know what i mean. all duck tales will be negged tho.

I had high hopes for u bruh


ur hurting me


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Balaclava, wear layers so you can't be identified by body shape, target shops that ain't on the high street, have your back route escape planned, don't brag about it after the hypothetical fact.


you forgot the most important thing....and the reason why a lot of robbers get caught....... LEAVE YOUR fukkING PHONE AT HOME OR WHEREVER YOU SAY YOU ARE GOING TO BE...




Amateurs......smh
 

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hypothetically speaking i dont feel comfortable robbing a place with a knife. i cant afford a gun at all. people like to get brave in robberies thinking they heroes. id feel a lot more comfortable if i had something to pop off. hypothetically.
 
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