I accidentally peed inside a girl

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A fukked a bytch a couple days ago and while (after?) I nutted I accidentally pissed inside her p*ssy.

:yeshrug:

Theres not too much of a story behind this. I drank a lot of beers. We started fukkin around...at the time I didnt have to pee. About an hour later ( :smugbiden: ) I felt my bladder filling up. I was already mid stroke tho you already know a nikka aint tryin to piss when his dikk look like :cape:

Anyway, I bust and I feel a slight relief in my bladder. Then I looked at the sheets when I got out the bed and there was a size-able puddle in the middle of the bed. :huhldup: Had to think on my feet so I flipped the script and said, "Damn girl u got that wet! p*ssy leakin like a waterfall huh :lolbron: " She was so blinded by the compliment she didnt investigate the option that it might have been my urine. Even got her to wash the sheets :smugfavre:
 

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A fukked a bytch a couple days ago and while (after?) I nutted I accidentally pissed inside her p*ssy.

:yeshrug:

Theres not too much of a story behind this. I drank a lot of beers. We started fukkin around...at the time I didnt have to pee. About an hour later ( :smugbiden: ) I felt my bladder filling up. I was already mid stroke tho you already know a nikka aint tryin to piss when his dikk look like :cape:

Anyway, I bust and I feel a slight relief in my bladder. Then I looked at the sheets when I got out the bed and there was a size-able puddle in the middle of the bed. :huhldup: Had to think on my feet so I flipped the script and said, "Damn girl u got that wet! p*ssy leakin like a waterfall huh :lolbron: " She was so blinded by the compliment she didnt investigate the option that it might have been my urine. Even got her to wash the sheets :smugfavre:

Funniest thing I've read all week. :deadrose:
 

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u can piss w/ a boner, have you lames not seen friends w/ benefits

u cant cum and piss at the same time
 
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