I accidentally peed inside a girl

[954UAlreadyknow]

@andre patton

Continues to be one of the greatest of all time

 

[Ooh Marty]

 

[Singh]

think of it as a receipt for anytime a bish pissed on you and claims it's some ejaculatory bulsheet called squirting

 

[Banned Account12]

now thats one of my goals to pee on a bytch before my life ends

but pissing "in" dez hoes is just

 

[Taadow]

"Daaang guhl, you gots dat yella yella..."

 

[atlbound]

 

[Mowgli]

Physically impossible. You're a liar.

 

[ryderldb]

A fukked a bytch a couple days ago and while (after?) I nutted I accidentally pissed inside her p*ssy.



Theres not too much of a story behind this. I drank a lot of beers. We started fukkin around...at the time I didnt have to pee. About an hour later ( ) I felt my bladder filling up. I was already mid stroke tho you already know a nikka aint tryin to piss when his dikk look like

Anyway, I bust and I feel a slight relief in my bladder. Then I looked at the sheets when I got out the bed and there was a size-able puddle in the middle of the bed. Had to think on my feet so I flipped the script and said, "Damn girl u got that wet! p*ssy leakin like a waterfall huh " She was so blinded by the compliment she didnt investigate the option that it might have been my urine. Even got her to wash the sheets

 

[havoc]

 

[iPod Raheem 2.0]

#fukkery

 

[Binary]

I still don't understand this.

 

[Lavish]

Welcome to the club breh

This happened to me once. My story is probably worse. Why? Because i was gettin head

The whole day me and my homie was gettin drunk...a nikka was what 17....So we used to drink 40's cus that sh!t only cost like $5 And back then i was smokin loud. So i was all fukked up.

Me and my next boy met these persian girls the week before and decided to bring them to my this nikkas house that day cuz he had the basement.

I took one b!tch to the bathroom and she started suckin me off with the two handed sh!t.

But I was so wasted i couldnt even feel It. Thats how fukked i was...and i could bareky stand still...

Anyways ..so After about 5-10 min felt like i was about to cum....but it wasnt cummin out...so i was tryin to force it . Big mistake ........you know the rest

She ducked It on some

sh!t

So i immediately aimed for the toilet and she ran out

Soon as i walked out my homie was on the floor laughin i guesss he heard me pissin and maybe she told them

But i was so high i was laughin too. We was laughin non stop

Meanwhile the girls were lookin at eachother like

Long story short i told all my nikkas at school and that sh!t was buzzin for weeks

 

[Kings County]

some freaky bytch wanted me to pee in her

i did

shyt feels

 

[#1 pick]

This is creepy and interesting at the same time. I gotta stop watching crazy pornos

 

[andre patton]

I still don't understand this.

Dont bytches laugh so hard they pee themselves sometimes? Imagine that...except with my dikk during sex. Like a temporary loss of control of my bladder.