I ain't EVER going to New Orleans.
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Crayola Coyote
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Was she ransacking her grave. Wtf?
Crayola Coyote
Superstar
Grew up in Destrehan RIGHT around the corner from the Destrehan Plantation.
I would walk the levee at night after my shift ended working at this store since there was no way to walk down River Road.
Every time I would pass the plantation I would see small lights just floating in the upstairs in the main House and never think anything of it. A few weeks later I met a cat who got a job there working the grounds during the day and I asked him about those lights as I thought cats worked out there at night.
From what he told me..Turns out there was no night person, security or even a groundsman to work when the sun went down. Everyone left at 5pm.
Reason why....fukking place was haunted and he told me some fukkED up stories there about the haunted shyt that goes on there. Not even CAC's stuck around at 5pm.
This was my face after he told me that.
After that shyt I just had my mom pick me up from work and still every time we would pass you would still see those lights in the house.
Remember.....New Orleans was built on the blood and backs of slaves....
Hell to the fuc nah! How do you know the dude you were talking to was a ghost
King of Creampies
Hop in. You coming too!
Hell to the fuc nah! How do you know the dude you were talking to was a ghost
Because he worked at Popeye's chicken across the street from the Circle K I worked at.
So he would trade us biscuits and chicken for shyt in our Circle K. I was with it.
Crayola Coyote
Superstar
Can you walk in those plantations or do you need to make a appointment? Do people live in them also
King of Creampies
Hop in. You coming too!
You could walk on the grounds when it was open and they have tours but no....nobody lived in the Plantation as it was a landmark. It had staff to maintain grounds, house, etc.
May be different as I left Louisiana in 1999.
Ms.CuriousCat
All Star
There was this weird symbol drawn on the floor of my hotel room one time tho.I put the hotel room bible on top of it for the whole weekend.
And this was just a regular La Quinta Inn
Straw Hat Luffy
Veteran
Man from the 13 pages you would think this thread was potential.
Like none of you nikkas ever been to mardi gras?
What I did realize from this thread is that I wanna go to New Orleans now. Just seems like the spot with a bunch of bad women and fun times.
Like none of you nikkas ever been to mardi gras?
What I did realize from this thread is that I wanna go to New Orleans now. Just seems like the spot with a bunch of bad women and fun times.
Recca Gatsby
LWO
Place creepy as shyt wit all that voodoo all I want is some gumbo and they summoning Papa Legba for no reason fukk that shyt
These ppl with Haitian ties ... how do you identify them? Their names, accents, ... ?
Ineedmoney504
SOHH ICEY...WE EATIN
Again I'll say it. When you on burbon you surrounded by nothin but c00n as tourist like yourself. People from New Orleans is not out there like that what so ever.After vsiting New Orleans I came to the realization that:
1. Not scared of that voodoo shyt, that shyt can only get to you if you allow it. I look down on that ish, it can't reach me.
2. The black people in NO were mad weird to me, IDK if its bc I did stay in the tourist areas but some of y'all fellow NO people were acting like straight c00ns shucking and jiving for some cac coins. And acting super timid. Like telling racist ass jokes about black people to make some old cac laugh.
3. Downtown NO was B-O-R-I-N-G. There's nothing down there, the only drier city would be Indianapolis, and Indiana is just dry ass cac land, with the only thing good about it being how close it is to Chicago and the Dells. If the busiest part of the city is boring as hell, there's little hope for the rest.
4. The Mississippi river was boring as hell too, took a cruise and all I saw were some damn factories I could have seen in Detroit or some shyt.
5.Best thing about NO are the swamps and seafood.
6. That Mama restaurant or whatever it's called is straight
7. Beignets taste like lazy ass cooking. Just some rolled fried flour covered in sugar.
8. The trolley system is pretty cool.
9. NO blues/jazz is good music, y'all do that right.
10. Alligator meat was not easy to come by in NO.
11. Crawfish taste like water and is annoying to eat. IDK how anyone can be bothered with that.
Especially black people, it's to much to do in the city to be on burbon
Imagine a black person in them cac ass clubs on the burbon
How old are u? My nikka out here talking bout blues and jazz
Man go to a black people club or go to a 2nd line or dj.
And I'm pretty sure u eat some crawfish from around that area
I coulda gave u a couple locations to hit up to enjoy some city food that black people eat. Including crawfish, gumbo, hoy sausage(I'm sure u never had this before) and many others.
Throw a Lil that on em or whip you up some Mayonnaise and Kettchup and dunk em in there. And you just pinch the tail and suck the head son I can eat like a whole cooler of crawfish by myself in like 30 minutes.
Plus nikkas in the city probably don't know what they doing come out to the country and we'll get you right. Be having eggs, shrimp, corn, potatoes , sausage , turkey necks , smoked meat and all type of other shyt with the crawfish
i never once taste a crawfish outside of New Orleans that was good. Y'all shyt legit taste like water wit no flavor. Y'all don't put the boil in while the crawfish is boiling, y'all put the shyt on afterwards. shyt is disgusting to tell the truth. 
Mayo and kecctup on crawfish, crawfish should never need any sauces broWho eats eggs wit crawfish? But yea we are pretty much the creators of this seafood shyt. Crabs, crawfish, shrimp, turkey necks, corn patotos
Ineedmoney504
SOHH ICEY...WE EATIN
If u believe in any of that stuff u the naive one. U a legit low key idiot if u believe in all that stupid shyt.
BrokePhiBroke
Superstar
I'm sorry you hung around white people your whole visit.After vsiting New Orleans I came to the realization that:
1. Not scared of that voodoo shyt, that shyt can only get to you if you allow it. I look down on that ish, it can't reach me.
2. The black people in NO were mad weird to me, IDK if its bc I did stay in the tourist areas but some of y'all fellow NO people were acting like straight c00ns shucking and jiving for some cac coins. And acting super timid. Like telling racist ass jokes about black people to make some old cac laugh.
3. Downtown NO was B-O-R-I-N-G. There's nothing down there, the only drier city would be Indianapolis, and Indiana is just dry ass cac land, with the only thing good about it being how close it is to Chicago and the Dells. If the busiest part of the city is boring as hell, there's little hope for the rest.
4. The Mississippi river was boring as hell too, took a cruise and all I saw were some damn factories I could have seen in Detroit or some shyt.
5.Best thing about NO are the swamps and seafood.
6. That Mama restaurant or whatever it's called is straight
7. Beignets taste like lazy ass cooking. Just some rolled fried flour covered in sugar.
8. The trolley system is pretty cool.
9. NO blues/jazz is good music, y'all do that right.
10. Alligator meat was not easy to come by in NO.
11. Crawfish taste like water and is annoying to eat. IDK how anyone can be bothered with that.
yo mama restaurant is trash.
You just admitted you stuck in the tourist area so yes you were hella bored
Those negros in the quarters are hustling for their coins...I'll admit some are bums and lower themselves for whitey.
Again you probably paid 8.99 a pound for crawfish at a white restaurant and the crawfish was trash.
Sounds like you needed flavor.
Hood flavor.
Super Sunday, secondline, djs flavor.
Please don't come back till you decide to hang around black people.
