"I aint no sexy boy......I don't dance son"

[b. woods]

(from 'Cause Stone Cold Said So)

Stone Cold: Right now, here I offer a few comments before a Ladder match, and I follow that up with my world-famous impression of the BIGGEST PIECE OF TRASH I EVER LAID MY EYES ON! And if that person was here right now, I'd open up a can of whoop-ass, shove it down his throat, and kick him right square in the ass when he went out the door, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE!!!

 

[I-Hate-You]

Early Austin was so raw. You could definitely sense a storm brewing when he started catching fire with the Stone Cold persona. Right on time after the horrid shytman/Hickenbottom led era.

 

[seanjohn21276]

 

[fantabolous]

a promo not filled with useless catchphrases and filler

 

[NovaKane]

One of the GOAT Austin quotes, from an early Attitude commercial.

"Sportsmanship...what a load of crap. Don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any compassion. You want mercy? Take your ass to church."

shyt had me like

 

[So UnThotful]

One of the GOAT Austin quotes, from an early Attitude commercial.

"Sportsmanship...what a load of crap. Don't preach your morality to me. Steve Austin doesn't have any compassion. You want mercy? Take your ass to church."

shyt had me like

 

[Scotch Hall]

Man Austin was so raw during that 96/97 period.

 

[Hulk Hogan]

a promo not filled with useless catchphrases and filler

WAIT BROTHER! ARE YOU SAYING "I'M THE MIZ AND I'M AWESOME" ISN'T SETTING THE WORLD ON FIRE, DUUUDE? IT'S THE POP CULTURE PHENOMENON OF THE YEAR, BROTHER! DON'T EVEN ASK HULK HOW!

 

[DaylitoJames]

(from 'Cause Stone Cold Said So)

Stone Cold: Right now, here I offer a few comments before a Ladder match, and I follow that up with my world-famous impression of the BIGGEST PIECE OF TRASH I EVER LAID MY EYES ON! And if that person was here right now, I'd open up a can of whoop-ass, shove it down his throat, and kick him right square in the ass when he went out the door, AND THAT'S THE BOTTOM LINE!!!

Man I order that vhs tape as a kids and watched it a million times.... I can quote that film word to word from beginning to end:

*Austin hits the Stunner on Phennius Godwin, then eliminates him from Royal Rumble*
"ALL YEAH YOU SMELLY PIECE OF TRASH THAT'S WHAT I SAID! SEE YA BACKSTAGE PAL!"

*Austin eliminates Bret Hart from Royal Rumble illegally winning the match*
"WHOA THERE GOES THE HITMAN RIGHT ON HIS ASS ON THE FLOOR! LOOK WHO'S IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING... STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN AND THAT MAKES ME THE WINNER OF THE ROYAL RUMBLE! Look at him.... you suuuuck Bret! The final verdict of the Rumble was a joke, look at him cry! That's all he can do is cry and that's all he ever does do!"

Child-me watching:
Grown-me watching:

 

[b. woods]

Remember the 10/21/96 episode of Monday Night Raw when Austin chumped Pillman? There were a group of WWF superstars backstage watching Bret Hart (who had just returned) being interviewed by Vince McMahon, and Bret announced that we wants to face Austin in his comeback match at the Survivor Series. Pillman's reaction was , and Austin turned around and gave him the face, which made Pillman . That incident eventually led to Austin attacking him on Superstars a few days later.

 

[DaylitoJames]

Remember the 10/21/96 episode of Monday Night Raw when Austin chumped Pillman? There were a group of WWF superstars backstage watching Bret Hart (who had just returned) being interviewed by Vince McMahon, and Bret announced that we wants to face Austin in his comeback match at the Survivor Series. Pillman's reaction was , and Austin turned around and gave him the face, which made Pillman . That incident eventually led to Austin attacking him on Superstars a few days later.

Austin: "It was supposed to be my segment but he kept on praising bret hart He kept on wailing so I kept on kicking his ass!"

 

[patscorpio]

Man Austin was so raw during that 96/97 period.

yeah he was...that stone cold said so was highly entertaining

 

[Art Barr]

"I ain't saying you ain't tough. What I'm saying is you might well take your little bandana and go backstage before I kick your damn teeth down your throat" - Austin chumping HBK

that was the sh!t,....!!!


art barr

 

[Art Barr]

I was down with Bret during the feud, but when Austin said "pink tights? what the hell is that all about bret?" i was

Also, Bret choosing Austin to be his return match and calling him the best wrestler in the world at that time made Austin a legit main guy to me.

i will take bret's endorsement in a work over all the other hb-gay goat pandering paid pr quotes other spew just to get over a mania match.

anyone who saw any nwa for consistent years.

knows hb-gay was a no talent to others on the nwa roster with similiar styles.

he also,...was not in bret's hemispere as a worker or heel.

bret heinous heel in the hart foundation off heel offense alone > hbk whole mic work and workrate in his career.

hbk would not and did not add the same quality as bret did,..

also,...austin has more five star matches in tags alone.

that exlipse hbk's career for stsrters in the nwa alone.

hbk had to pander to get in tv. austin was so good they had to fukk up a whole taping schedule. also,..brian pillman singles matches and tagvmatches in nwa was better than hbk's phoney outdated highflyer bs workrate and selling as well.

just for starters,....

jushin & pillman ***** match predating hbk's relevency > hbk's best moments, too.

that is just for starters,...sting is also light years better than hbk as a heel ans face as well. plus predates him as well,..in every category.


art barrr

 

[Henzo]

@ the anger towards HBGOAT